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This guy's in a bar...
... drinking alone and getting well plastered. Steamboats, near to wasted. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he was walking out the door he saw a nun walking on the pavement. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was really surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the arse. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers, and whispered..
"Not so ****ing tough tonight, are you Batman?".......
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... drinking alone and getting well plastered. Steamboats, near to wasted. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he was walking out the door he saw a nun walking on the pavement. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was really surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the arse. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers, and whispered..
"Not so ****ing tough tonight, are you Batman?".......
http://www.giles-guthrie.com for more absolute crackers
