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For the last ****ing time, The Escudo can only reach 1,881 bhp. Maybe only in the "Mystical land of the Gameshark", can it reach anywhere past that point. Neon duke, it was a good thing that you locked that thread. Good shot, Mr. Duke.
But on a serious note, if anyone who read the long thread of the Escudo bhp, I have to fill you in now. If somehow, anyone of you did get over 1,881 bhp, you got duped or you got the greatest glitch known to gaming history. (Yeah, even better than the ones in any Sonic The Hedgehog, Super Mario, or ALL of the Contra games known to human existance) But nonetheless, I need to explain something now. Like I said before, the chance of anyone getting over 1,881 bhp would mean that however you fumble or tobble (yes, that's a word) with it, regardless of how dumb or ass-backwards the tuning may be, The Escudo would be running 8.974 on the Seattle course alone. I'll leave it to you to assume what it could do on the Test course. (Here, let me give you a visual. The car would be leaving Comtrails on the ground. and the spoiler would incinerate within seconds. And on top of that, as soon as it would reach 395mph, it would take off the ground. Mercades CLK-GTR, anyone?) And furthermore, now think about this, The Escudo would accelerate past 425 mph and continue to accelerate and at that point, it couldn't turn at all regardless of how low you drop the front end and raised the back end. And it would've been assumed that the escudo's top speed would've been 459 mph. (pssh, right!) Also, braking would be the worst and last thing you'd better be thinking about. Famine, what you said about anything past 1,881 bhp is "Morally Impossible." I agree. Whatever you people think, choke on your thoughts. No offense. If there are any questions you may have, don't be afraid to ask me. I know people who literally sleep in garages and think of sick stuff all of the time. And they leak info to me. Go figure.
"Draft me and I'll make you pay...Severely...."