All in good humor, of course
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None of the post below is serious.
It's kinda long.... but I didn't want to cut much out of it.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
hi
Volvo BOT says:
Hello Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What may I do for you now?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
the question is what can I do for you
Volvo BOT says:
What can you do for me? I have no idea.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
power?
Volvo BOT says:
Power? What about it?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
how much power does a BMW have?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
how much power does a volvo have?
Volvo BOT says:
Did you mean:
1 Do you have any special offers?
2 Can I build and price a Volvo?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
no, how much power does a Volvo S60R have?
Volvo BOT says:
Did you mean:
1 Can I build and price a Volvo?
2 Do you have any special offers?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
K, no prob.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
what is a car
Volvo BOT says:
Welcome home, Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions?
1 Why Volvo
2 Find a Dealer
3 Special Offers
4 Build & Price
5 Request a Brochure/Register for Updates
6 The New Volvo XC90 V8
7 "What's Your Story?": The Best of MSN Spaces
8 Vote for Your Favorite MSN Space
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
For more info, select something in the menu above.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
hi
Volvo BOT says:
Hello again, Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If you know your request, go ahead and type it.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
i dont have a request
Volvo BOT says:
No? You don't have a request?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
well...
Volvo BOT says:
Well?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
will you be my friend?
Volvo BOT says:
I am flattered that you consider me your friend.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you will be my friend!?
Volvo BOT says:
Certainly. I'm honored.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
cool
Volvo BOT says:
Very well.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
my first friend
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Your 1 friend?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
i love you volvobot
Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I love you too.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
will you marry me
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry. I don't think that would work.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
so, youre not my friend?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't think so...
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
boobs
Volvo BOT says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
i heard boobs sell cars
Volvo BOT says:
Boobs sell cars? Really?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think you heard boobs sell cars.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yeah i did
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
reallyt
Volvo BOT says:
Aha.
Anyway... What else can you tell me?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
volvo should fire you
Volvo BOT says:
Volvo should fire me? Really?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
Yea.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you're rude
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... whatever, Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions?
>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you are rude
Volvo BOT says:
I really am rude, huh?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
When you say I'm rude, what do you mean by that?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you wouldn't marry me
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to marry you?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
will you marry me?
Volvo BOT says:
You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
but you said....
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you said you'd marry me
Volvo BOT says:
Well, I said what I said.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
so will you marry me or not?
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe... What do you think? Will me marry you or not?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yes you will marry me
Volvo BOT says:
Oh? Why will I marry you?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
because i am smarter then you
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? You really think so?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
what is 2 plus 2
Volvo BOT says:
Something pretty amazing, I'm sure.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
i know its four, what do you think it is
Volvo BOT says:
You know its 4, huh? I'm not sure!
So anyway...
You want to talk about romance some more?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
want to talk about terrorism
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I don't like terrorism. What can you tell me about terrorism?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
youre a terrorist
Volvo BOT says:
That's interesting. What makes you think I'm a terrorist?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
youre a robot
Volvo BOT says:
Correct. I am a robot.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
are you a terrorist
Volvo BOT says:
I might be.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
so, you're a terrorist.
Volvo BOT says:
What makes you think I'm a terrorist?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you said you might be a terrorist
Volvo BOT says:
I said what I said.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
so are you a terrorist or not?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure, Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you're a terrorist
Volvo BOT says:
OK, whatever.
________________________________
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
cars
Volvo BOT says:
Great. I like cars. What would you like to say about cars?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
volvo sucks.
Volvo BOT says:
We disagree... I like Volvo.
Find out how the new Volvo XC90 protects pedestrians and other drivers by typing "why Volvo."
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
oh
Volvo BOT says:
Indeed.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
so do i
Volvo BOT says:
Do you?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Oh.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
what is volvo's fastest car
Volvo BOT says:
Volvo Vehicles
S40
http://redir.us/?2498
S60
http://redir.us/?2465
S80
http://redir.us/?2466
V50
http://redir.us/?2467
V70
http://redir.us/?2468
XC70
http://redir.us/?2469
XC90
http://redir.us/?2460
To learn more about Volvo vehicles, select a link in the list above.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
what is the fastest
Volvo BOT says:
How should I know?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you work for volvo
Volvo BOT says:
I work for Volvo? Me?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
well you're name is volvo bot, so I would assume you work for volvo
Volvo BOT says:
I am name is Volvo bot so you would assume me work for Volvo, huh? What do you think of that?
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
i think you work for volvo
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. I work for Volvo.
Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Wonderful.
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Cam - What if there were no hypothetical questions? says:
you are a terrorist, period.
Volvo BOT says:
I wouldn't say I'm a terrorist's period.
If only a robot hadn't said it, that'd be sig worthy material right there.
