This is why you never question a drunk.

[CAMAROBOY69]

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK !!!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she picked up:


a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was Intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, You're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

[ExigeEvan]

The honest truth.

 

[ceiling_fan]

Nice.

 

[incredible]

looool

 

[TB]

So wrong and yet so funny.

 

[standard235]

👍 Very nice.

 

[livemusic]

👍

 

[Jay]

thats drunks for ya.

 

[Mark T]

That's one for the pub on a Saturday night.

👍

 

[Race Idiot]

Oh man

 

[zoxxy]

Dude, WTF!

 

[VT]

That was great.

 

[incredible]

if i said you had a beattyful body, would you hold it against me ?

 

[Max_DC]

 

[Famine]

That reminds me of the story about the drunk who was arrested. WHile being read his Mirandas:

".. anything you say can be held against you..."

And he yodelled:

"Tits!"

 

[incredible]

That reminds me of the story about the drunk who was arrested. WHile being read his Mirandas:

".. anything you say can be held against you..."

And he yodelled:

"Tits!"

LoooL 👍

 

[CDailey]

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