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- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
Three dogs are waiting in a veterinarian's waiting room.
The first dog says, "Boy, am I in trouble! I bit this kid that's
always throwing rocks at me and teasing me to no end
and now they're giving me the gas."
The second dog says, "I'm in big trouble too. I attacked the
mailman. I just couldn't help it. It's just our nature,
and now they're giving me the gas."
The third dog says, "I walked into the bedroom of my mistress,
saw her totally naked on the bed, jumped on
her and tried to take advantage."
The first two dogs look at each other and ask in
amazement: "They're going to give you the gas for THAT?"
The third dog says, "Hell no! I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
The first dog says, "Boy, am I in trouble! I bit this kid that's
always throwing rocks at me and teasing me to no end
and now they're giving me the gas."
The second dog says, "I'm in big trouble too. I attacked the
mailman. I just couldn't help it. It's just our nature,
and now they're giving me the gas."
The third dog says, "I walked into the bedroom of my mistress,
saw her totally naked on the bed, jumped on
her and tried to take advantage."
The first two dogs look at each other and ask in
amazement: "They're going to give you the gas for THAT?"
The third dog says, "Hell no! I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
