Tired of ricer jokes?

[Ten]

I know I am. I'm trying to compile a list of back-shots to the "you know you're a ricer if..." thing. I've seen lots of tasteful cars trashed and made fun of simply for things as silly as being a Civic. It's not that I take it personal, I just think it's time to turn the tables. If you have any anti-anti-ricer quotes, please add.

You know you're an over-opinionated pinhead when:

1: You start one of these threads.
2: You have a sticker of a kid (or Calvin) peeing on any brand of automobile.
3: You own this website.
4: You make fun of someone for knowing what JDM is.
5: You consider a graffiti-covered Chevy Celebrity rice, even though it's american, unmodified, and about to die.
6: You use the term "Rice" when referring to anything of asian origin, be it bikes, cars, or otherwise.
7: You make a threat about wanting a person dead for their taste in paint or body modification.
8: You can't stand "ricer mods", like bodykits and "sponsor stickers", yet you watch NASCAR religiously.
10: You hate vinyls, but your tubbed-out Nova or Mustang's bumper is plastered with NRA, NHRA, and "My kid beat up your honor student." stickers.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Got anymore?

 

[Jay]

2: You have a sticker of a kid (or Calvin) peeing on any brand of automobile.

Some members getting around GTP with them as avatars

 

[VIPFREAK]

I guess... you actually like Initial D music? wait no... does that count? That's drifting.

 

[Gen.]

Wow. You didn't read the thread did you?

 

[Max_DC]

Wow. You didn't read the thread did you?

Your avatar is great muahaha

 

[livemusic]

Hehe, some good ones there. 👍

 

[Danoff]

I didn't really think any of that was funny. It was mostly just an angry retaliation.

How about this:

You know you're an over-opinionated pinhead when...

...as you're wasting that riced-out civic with the fart-pipe off the line in your mustang at half throttle, your beer spills, you get distracted, and wrap your mullet-head and your car around a telephone pole.

^^ That's just insulting to everyone.

 

[Ten]

I didn't really think any of that was funny. It was mostly just an angry retaliation.

You misread me. It's a joke. I'm no Richard Pryor, so forgive me if my humor is a little dry.

 

[Danoff]

You misread me. It's a joke. I'm no Richard Pryor, so forgive me if my humor is a little dry.

I wasn't really trying to pick on you too much. I just sensed a little emotion behind those jokes.

 

[Ten]

Ahh. Well, like I said in my first post, I don't take it personally. I don't even have a car at the moment.

It's just that all I see are anti-ricer jokes and nothing coming from the opposing side. I'm interested to see what others can think up. ^^

The 'over-opinionated pinhead" part comes from how obnoxious some of my friends can be when they see a "ricer" in real life. I've seen them go off on something as silly as a buddy club kit (the same kit on Paul Walker's Eclipse in the The Fast and The Furious) on an Accord.

I dunno, call it an artist seeking to get one back for the "ricer" culture. Even if what they're doing to their cars looks silly, that's how they like it. Doesn't mean they need pictures of their cars posted all over and anonymously ripped apart by some jackass with some extra webspace.

Maybe I am taking it personally. Oh well. I hope some humor can come of this.

 

[MistaX]

Some members getting around GTP with them as avatars

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This thread is entirely unfunny.

 

[THE ED3]

: You have a sticker of a kid (or Calvin) peeing on any brand of automobile.

hmmm... my avatar doesnt like the sound of that.

I've seen lots of tasteful cars trashed and made fun of simply for things as silly as being a Civic.

now that I hear all the time. no one knows how great a platform the civic is.

 

[Ten]

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This thread is entirely unfunny.

Sorry you feel that way?

 

[Jay]

Sorry you feel that way?

Dont worry about him, just tell him to GTFO

 

[MistaX]

Dont worry about him, just tell him to GTFO

That's my saying. What's next, you're gonna steal my car?

 

[Jay]

That's my saying. What's next, you're gonna steal my car?

Thats a good idea, I'll steal your Camaro then I can go and shut down some ricers! and yell "No replacement for displacement ya Civic driving fairy"

Cool .

 

[MistaX]

Thats a good idea, I'll steal your Camaro then I can go and shut down some ricers! and yell "No replacement for displacement ya Civic driving fairy"

Cool .

You're a ricer yourself! Mr. Tommy Kaira

 

[Jay]

You're a ricer yourself! Mr. Tommy Kaira

Go shave your mullet, ya bogun.

 

[MistaX]

Go shave your mullet, ya bogun.

I do not have a mullet. At all.

Atleast my car RUNS

 

[Jay]

I do not have a mullet. At all.

Atleast my car RUNS

Atleast if my car ran I could drive it..... properly

 

[MistaX]

Atleast if my car ran I could drive it..... properly

Exploding is not proper.

 

[Jay]

Exploding is not proper.

Exploding? Nothing exploded... Plus my V8 Monaro GTS (Ricer drive a V8?)was pulled apart for restoration, it was in pretty cood condition but I wanted it better.

I been driven V8's before you were even dreaming of a Camaro .


*EDIT* sorry about you thread TEN.

 

[MistaX]

Exploding? Nothing exploded... Plus my V8 Monaro GTS (Ricer drive a V8?)was pulled apart for restoration, it was in pretty cood condition but I wanted it better.

I been driven V8's before you were even dreaming of a Camaro .

Oh you know, that white thing you own. That white thing is clearly exploded.

Edit: We arn't really arguing either

 

[Jay]

Oh you know, that white thing you own. That white thing is clearly exploded.

The white Tommy Kaira didnt explode.

 

[Ten]

 

[MistaX]

The white Tommy Kaira didnt explode.

Then why's it in peices? And not running?

 

[Jay]

Then why's it in peices? And not running?

Parts of it is in peices because I pulled it to peices due to me ingnoring a small problem over a long period of time causing a faulty part.


Great picture Ten.

 

[MistaX]

Parts of it is in peices because I pulled it to peices due to me ingnoring a small problem over a long period of time causing a faulty part.


Great picture Ten.

You ignored the crack in the block that eventually became huge and blew the motor

 

[Jay]

You ignored the crack in the block that eventually became huge and blew the motor

Hahaha in your dreams.

 

[MistaX]

Hahaha in your dreams.

Nope, In your garage