Tired of ricer jokes?

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You know you're a ricer if you claim you can beat another car on a racetrack without having any driving experience whatsoever.

You know you're a ricer if your car can do low 13s on the quarter mile from the factory, but you can't, because you can't shift or launch, and have no driving experience whatsoever.

You know you're a ricer when you blort out random excuses after running a parked truck into a house, while attempting to move it 4 inches.

Your friends are ricers if they crash into port a potties during an auto-x run.

You're not a ricer if you manage to crash a car with more power than a McLaren F1 while going in a straight line. You're just unfortunate.
 
PunkRock
You know you're a ricer if you claim you can beat another car on a racetrack without having any driving experience whatsoever.

You know you're a ricer if your car can do low 13s on the quarter mile from the factory, but you can't, because you can't shift or launch, and have no driving experience whatsoever.

You know you're a ricer when you blort out random excuses after running a parked truck into a house, while attempting to move it 4 inches.

Your friends are ricers if they crash into port a potties during an auto-x run.

You're not a ricer if you manage to crash a car with more power than a McLaren F1 while going in a straight line. You're just unfortunate.
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To #1: My car is faster than yours! I win!
#2: We'll see what I run in a few months
#3: Year ago
#4:
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Atleast that wasn't me.
5: You suck at driving straight :p
 
Good god, where did the topic go?

Oh well, I tried. Have fun with the broken remnants of my pathetic attempt at humor.:indiff:
 
MistaX
#4:
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Hey! That's Ripken Stadium! I worked on the design of that building. Cool.

I can't believe that guy ran over a spot-a-pot during an autox. What a dope. How's the front suspension of the Evo after bunnyhopping that curb?
 
Duke
Hey! That's Ripken Stadium! I worked on the design of that building. Cool.

I can't believe that guy ran over a spot-a-pot during an autox. What a dope. How's the front suspension of the Evo after bunnyhopping that curb?
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He bent abunch of stuff, intercooler pipe, rim, etc.

He repaired the car, and kept racing with it until recently, he traded it in for a 9 MR
 
THE ED3
did he hit a patch of ice or put in to much counter steer?
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He crossed the finish line, hit the brakes, and hit a patch of ice.

*Boom*


He was on R Compound tires, not exactly the best on snow/ice..
 
You'd think they would have doen a better job clearing ice from the parts the cars are going to drive on...
 

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