Tired of your kids wandering around?

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Are you kidding?
Invest in a baby cage!


A baby cage? Isn't this harmful to children? No, All of our products are tested on third-world country test subjects for six months. After each experiment, no child showed signs of physical or emotional damage. Baby Cage products are 100% safe! None of our products can cause permanant damage to a child or infant.

Is stock available for your company? I would like to invest in it. We are sorry, but at this point in time Baby Cage is not a public traded company.

How are your products manufactured? Each of our products are hand crafted by our highly trained and specialized engineers. The very same engineers that design the product! We assure you that the highest of quality materials are used. Every cage we offer comes standard with thick plastic coating to ensure your child's teeth are not destroyed if they gnaw at the cage.
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Worringly, I think they might be serious...
 
lool, note "infant confinement specialist since 01"

 
Oh My God. Brilliant.
 
Preparing the kids, for a life in jail huh....lol
 
What the...? That's just sick, and perverse. But still the accessories made me laugh :D The padding's just awesome :dopey:
 
I know it's a bit crude but they should add this to their accessories list.
 
And now they're mad at Scrubs...
 
Testimonials FTW.
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Thank you BabyCage.net for this amazing baby cage! I used to have to resort to using physical violence in order to get my 4 year old to listen to me, but now whenever he is acting up I just put him in his cage for a few days. It is so much more effective than the belt. Thanks PJ
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That first baby cage is almost the exact one we use at work for dogs.
 
Not very origional
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Got one for my terrible baby. Look at him, Menacing!
 
"Bristling with aggression", I see.

Come to think of it, my little cousin could use one. (I am, of course, jesting) Or am I?
 
Don't need one. I just lock my kids in one of my gun safes when they 'act up.'
 
i'd invest, it's a great way to disciple children.

Though spanking worked wonders on me when I was little. It's about the psychology, you do something bad, you get spanked. You don't like getting spanked so you stop whatever it is your doing, eventually parents won't need to spank anymore, children already establish that they got spanked because what they were doing was bad. so when growing up, they realize there's a consequence for a such a behaviour so they don't do it.

That's why I think people who get sent to their rooms or get grounded don't learn.
 
I can save everyone a bunch of cash:

What you'll need:

- Baby Crib, preferrably larger in size
- Chicken wire, say, 3ft by 4ft
- Bungie Cords with hooks on ends

Steps:

- Take baby crib, place in safe environment
- Place chicken wire over crib
- Bungie cord chicken wire to bottoms of crib

You = win. Now your kid lives Guantanamo-style!
 
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Why didn't they have this when Jack was a baby.
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But how would he empty the dishwasher if he was locked in a cage ?...
 
a Trico Pro
i'd invest, it's a great way to disciple children.

Though spanking worked wonders on me when I was little. It's about the psychology, you do something bad, you get spanked. You don't like getting spanked so you stop whatever it is your doing, eventually parents won't need to spank anymore, children already establish that they got spanked because what they were doing was bad. so when growing up, they realize there's a consequence for a such a behaviour so they don't do it.

That's why I think people who get sent to their rooms or get grounded don't learn.
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