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I cant think of any better way to describe this movie than with that. This movie is almost BLASPHEMY to motorcycles and racing with them. They are using the same blur crap effect of "The Fast and the Furious" but with motorcycles.

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And the thing that cracks me up is how fantasizing and moronic this movie is for easily portraying people racing at such blinding speeds through the middle of the city, without getting pedestrians killed or losing ANY balance at ALL.

I wonder what is going to be the deceiving theme now...drug lords?, pursuing thugs and burglars?

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Well, if it'll encourage the idiots that are imitating TF&TF to jump on a bike, it's more likely to get them killed. Thus thinning the gene pool.

As bad as that sounds, this movie is geared towards teh 18to 25 year old bracket. WHIch means more action, less dialogue.

AO
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Well, if it'll encourage the idiots that are imitating TF&TF to jump on a bike, it's more likely to get them killed. Thus thinning the gene pool.

As bad as that sounds, this movie is geared towards teh 18to 25 year old bracket. WHIch means more action, less dialogue.

AO
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this makes me think of that one movie rollor ball. its just another B movie like fast and the furious to try and get little kids in there who know nothing about anything except they think rice burners and crotch rockets are cool and the movie makers want to take thier lunch money.
 
Originally posted by SS69
this makes me think of that one movie rollor ball. its just another B movie like fast and the furious to try and get little kids in there who know nothing about anything except they think rice burners and crotch rockets are cool and the movie makers want to take thier lunch money.
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except roller ball took retarded to a whole new level
 
Originally posted by Shadow
except roller ball took retarded to a whole new level
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It's a shame you havent seen the original version of Rolerball. Now that is a good film.
 
The only thing more stupid than this movie is me for having paid to see it. :banghead:

Not only was "Vince" from the original "Fast and the Furious" the main bad guy, but they also purposely used direct quotes from "The F&F" as jokes and dumb punchlines.

I seriously wish I could find a pic of F&F Vince's hairdo. When his character first appeared on-screen I actually broke out laughing so loud that people in front of me turned around to look at me. His character was trying to act tough on screen, hassling the "good guy", and all I could do was laugh. It was a cross between a mullet and some sort of buzz job. It is some type of Uber-Mullet. Very neat. 👍

The movie looked like the game"Road Rash", only RR had better effects, better dialoge, and a way better story.

Pros:
- the Uber-Mullet
- cool bikes
- HOT chicks
- it has an end

Cons:
- it has a start
- crappy, cheesy lines
- crap visuals at times
- I paid $13 to take an hour long nap:mad:

In my defense, I was dragged into it by friends.

I doubt I have to say this, but avoid like it's the plague!
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
The only thing more stupid than this movie is me for having paid to see it. :banghead:

Not only was "Vince" from the original "Fast and the Furious" the main bad guy, but they also purposely used direct quotes from "The F&F" as jokes and dumb punchlines.

I seriously wish I could find a pic of F&F Vince's hairdo. When his character first appeared on-screen I actually broke out laughing so loud that people in front of me turned around to look at me. His character was trying to act tough on screen, hassling the "good guy", and all I could do was laugh. It was a cross between a mullet and some sort of buzz job. It is some type of Uber-Mullet. Very neat. 👍

The movie looked like the game"Road Rash", only RR had better effects, better dialoge, and a way better story.

Pros:
- the Uber-Mullet
- cool bikes
- HOT chicks
- it has an end

Cons:
- it has a start
- crappy, cheesy lines
- crap visuals at times
- I paid $13 to take an hour long nap:mad:

In my defense, I was dragged into it by friends.

I doubt I have to say this, but avoid like it's the plague!
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obviously...........i told everybody it was going to suck and it did:p

looks like rumple is one of many who were robbed of $13($13? goddamm it only costs $9 over here):lol:
 
Originally posted by TaiLo
Maybe an undercover cop that pretends to be good at motorcylce racing? Horrible.
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'They already did that movie with Brian Bosworth, on a Harley. Though, it was so forgettable that I don't remember the name of it.
 
Originally posted by xAkirax2004
He lives in Canada.
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Movies are usually $9 Canadian here in my area. But we decided to go to one of those huge 16 screen jobbies where popcorn and a Coke cost you $11 alone.

Going to the theater ends up being a $30 endevour every single time I go. It is ridiculous.
 

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