Tough Questions

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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS:
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis;
would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the
facts about the three
leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.













Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt


Candidate B is Winston Churchill


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler


And by the way: Answer to the abortion question if you said yes, you just
killed Beethoven.
 
I killed Beethoven but voted for Churchill. I don't hold with electing people who don't know how to live.

And why is this in the Comedy forum?
 
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