traffic joke

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<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"

<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"

<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word

<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again

<guyen> ****, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass
 
a guys sitting by the side of the road crying over his car when a drunk staggers by...he asks, 'wwhha's tha matter maate?'

the guy says, 'piston broke'..and the drunk says, 'i know the feeling'
 
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