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Originally on http://www.giles-guthrie.com/humour - but I really had to repost this! Awesome humor Giles!
Training courses available for women
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
3. Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Every Day.
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You...
9. Communication Skills I: Tears The Last Resort, Not the First.
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, without Nagging.
12. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
14. Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
15. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than Four Hours
16. Gaining Five Pounds vs.The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.
18. Water retention: Fact or Fat.
19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
23. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
26. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
27. Ballet: For Women Only.
28. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
29. Appreciating the Humour of the Three Stooges.
30. "Do These Jeans Make My Bum Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.
31. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
32. Elementary Map Reading
33. Crying and Law Enforcement
34. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Gravity is on Your Side
35. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly entitled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
36. How to Earn Your Own Money
37. Telephone Translations (formerly entitled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
38. Football/Golf/Basketball: Not a Game, A Sacrament
39. .The Seven-Outfit Week
40. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Ours
42. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
43. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
44. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
45. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
46. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving-It's As Simple As Oil and Water
47. Introduction to Parking
48. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
49. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
50. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
51. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
52. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
53. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
54. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
55. Commitment Schmittment (formerly entitled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
56. To Honour and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
57. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
58. Power Tools: Why They're OURS
59. Basic Home Repair: The Difference between a Screwdriver and a Kitchen Knife
60. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard or Victimised Sensitive Man?
Training courses available for women
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
3. Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Every Day.
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You...
9. Communication Skills I: Tears The Last Resort, Not the First.
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, without Nagging.
12. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
14. Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
15. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than Four Hours
16. Gaining Five Pounds vs.The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.
18. Water retention: Fact or Fat.
19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
23. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
26. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
27. Ballet: For Women Only.
28. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
29. Appreciating the Humour of the Three Stooges.
30. "Do These Jeans Make My Bum Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.
31. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
32. Elementary Map Reading
33. Crying and Law Enforcement
34. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Gravity is on Your Side
35. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly entitled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
36. How to Earn Your Own Money
37. Telephone Translations (formerly entitled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
38. Football/Golf/Basketball: Not a Game, A Sacrament
39. .The Seven-Outfit Week
40. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Ours
42. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
43. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
44. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
45. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
46. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving-It's As Simple As Oil and Water
47. Introduction to Parking
48. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
49. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
50. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
51. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
52. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
53. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
54. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
55. Commitment Schmittment (formerly entitled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
56. To Honour and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
57. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
58. Power Tools: Why They're OURS
59. Basic Home Repair: The Difference between a Screwdriver and a Kitchen Knife
60. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard or Victimised Sensitive Man?
