True storys of the ER

[ledhed]

These are supposed to be true ....

FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her v u l v a.

PRICKLY PAIR-----! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no bad apples; Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

BLIND ----- A staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

AND DOUBLE !----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

 

[Jugend]

These are supposed to be true ....
PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no bad apples; Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

I don't doubt any of these are at least true to some extention, probably spiced up a bit but people really do strange things sometimes.

A pretty close friend of mine did his physician A/T (sort of after study medical training) at an emergency ward. One night he had to help a man with a still running (vibrating) anal dildo that had went to far upp his ass and he couldn't get it out himself.

Poor guy, he was both a bit scared and in pain.

 

[Cosmic]

AND DOUBLE !----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

That sounds painfull

 

[Gil]

I'Ve seen some wild stuff while I worked as an admitting clerk at an inner-city hospital.


There was the guy who broke up with his girl friend, and she promptly stabbed him.
One guy had a fight with his girl and she went upside his head with a half full bottle of vodka.
I also knew an old guy in the nursing home that had weirded out and was constantly sticking wire up his urethra (for the uneducated that would be the opening in his penis). He went to the the ER frequently r/t that.
I've heard tell of a guy who swallowed a couple of batteries. He was given something to move them thru his system a bit quicker and when he shat them, he reached into the bedpan ad ate them again. When the doc was advised he told the nurses (tongue in cheek) to put a lightbulb in this joker's ass. When it lit up they'd know that he was about to pass the batteries again, and get a head start on getting to them first.

 

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[CDailey]

When the doc was advised he told the nurses (tongue in cheek) to put a lightbulb in this joker's ass. When it lit up they'd know that he was about to pass the batteries again, and get a head start on getting to them first.

 

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[Danny]

AND DOUBLE !----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

Haha I saw that story on the television.