Tupac 'aint Dead

[Timmotheus]

It angers me when people say that Tupac is dead. Especially because I know that he's alive. He lives in my basement. I feed him milk and cookies every night. He's like Santa, except for the fact that he's skinny and black.
He tells me stories, sometimes, about his life. Apparently his only true love was a Hitler/Elvis hybrid that the Brazillian government was developing as a new type of battlefield soldier. As a courtesy to the great artist, the government allowed the couple to have test tube babies through a surrogate mother. Quite an achievement in genetics, though virtually nothing when compared to the creation of the Hitler/Elvis hybrid itself. Those children, he had two, now both work at the same small diner in a small town located near Boisie, Idaho. He tells me the kids are great - they're black nazis with incredible singing voices.
Soon, Tupac will come forth from the shelter of my domicile, and prove to you all that he never died.
Or I could be absolutely crazy. Jesus claims that I'm quite sane though. God bless good ol' J.C.!

 

[1X83Z]

He died in a 7-series.

 

[KosmikFool]

Word. One for me....and one for my homies...

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by M5Power
He died in a 7-series.

I bet it wasn't a new one though, so he didn't go in style.

Edit: I was really tempted to put the smiley in this post for no reason, oh....

 

[cm108kph]

Don't tell him, but I have Notorious B.I.G. in my garage. He polishes my mountain bike. We have to feed him a lot, though.

 

[emad]

and Big Pun is living in my attic

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
It angers me when people say that Tupac is dead. Especially because I know that he's alive. He lives in my basement.

I don't suppose you feed him piece by piece to the Voodoo Handbag of Maitresse Elizie, by any chance?

 

[Timmotheus]

I'm afraid that's lost on me. Someone give the appropriate witty response, I'm not very culturally aware.

 

[Famine]

Click on the link in my signature (err, the Queen's Award For Industry Award one). Read author fan-site. Buy books. Laugh until your eyes bleed (I promise )

I thought your entire post read almost exactly like a Robert Rankin plot - it really is amazing. Even down to the Hitler hybrid...

The book to which I refer specifically - "The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag" - contains a character who keeps people in a cupboard under his bed, to feed the aforementioned handbag, owned by Voodoo god(dess) Maitresse Elizie - Voodoo equivalent of The Virgin Mary. This character - and one other - is a stealth fox/dog/horse/human hybrid. Oddly, this is one of the few Rankin tomes not to mention Hitler in some respect...

 

[Silverzone]

I agree, I don't think hes dead neither.

 

[Timmotheus]

Did you even read the first post?

 

[MIKE#3]

If he was alive he will go to jail for life. If he is dead his mom is < dont wanna cuss > rich. I think he is dead. Some people are saying " How can he be dead and coming out with all these new songs?" I dont know if its true but I was watching MTV the other day, it was about his movie and all that. Eminem said that he had all these songs that never got released and from those songs they kepped making new CD's from those song.

Have any of you guys heard "Runnin"? Feat Biggie? Its aight.

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
It angers me when people say that Tupac is dead. Especially because I know that he's alive. He lives in my basement. I feed him milk and cookies every night. He's like Santa, except for the fact that he's skinny and black.
He tells me stories, sometimes, about his life. Apparently his only true love was a Hitler/Elvis hybrid that the Brazillian government was developing as a new type of battlefield soldier. As a courtesy to the great artist, the government allowed the couple to have test tube babies through a surrogate mother. Quite an achievement in genetics, though virtually nothing when compared to the creation of the Hitler/Elvis hybrid itself. Those children, he had two, now both work at the same small diner in a small town located near Boisie, Idaho. He tells me the kids are great - they're black nazis with incredible singing voices.
Soon, Tupac will come forth from the shelter of my domicile, and prove to you all that he never died.
Or I could be absolutely crazy. Jesus claims that I'm quite sane though. God bless good ol' J.C.!

estás fumando crack?

 

[Timmotheus]

PCP.

 

[Chris Hendriks]

Originally posted by MIKE#3
If he was alive he will go to jail for life.

What do u think he would go to jail for?he couldnt be sent to jail because he is not Tupac anymore.he supposedly died on sep 6th 1996, and after 7 years missing you can be declared legally dead.so on sep 6th 2003 he could have walked into a police station and they couldnt do anything, not that they wouyld anyways because he didnt commit any crimes, i dont know where u got that from.

 

[Joey]

Why, uh...Why is everyone talking about Tupac all of a sudden? There were all kinds of pimped-over white kids at school talking about him. Is there something going on here? I'd rather be shot in the throat than listen to rap, so I'm not on board with what goes on...

 

[Vasco]

I'm with Joey...and two people with Tupac avatars? Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Does Tooey eat a lot?

 

[Ghost C]

Eminem produced the Tupac Resurrection crap. It's exactly that, crap. It's Eminem's attempt to cash in on the legacy of someone he has no chance of ever being anywhere close to as good as.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Im sick and tired of hearing about Tupac. He was a relative no-body when he kicked the bucket, and now all of a sudden he is a musical messiah.

 

[MIKE#3]

Originally posted by Chris Hendriks
What do u think he would go to jail for?he couldnt be sent to jail because he is not Tupac anymore.he supposedly died on sep 6th 1996, and after 7 years missing you can be declared legally dead.so on sep 6th 2003 he could have walked into a police station and they couldnt do anything, not that they wouyld anyways because he didnt commit any crimes, i dont know where u got that from.

Nice avatar.👍

Im hearing people saying for faking his death.

 

[The Porko]

I love tupacs music, but sadly he aint alive.

If he is so is elvis, aaliyah, lisa left eye lopez, biggy etc.

 

[Joey]

Eminem released something of Tupac's? Eminem!?
I've already admitted not knowing jack about rap culture. I like it that way and all, but I think I know enough to say that Eminem is one of the most gigantic idiots on the face of the Earth, and that wouldn't he get shot by Tupac's 'homies' or something? Doesn't something like that constitute a cap-busting, or whatever they call it?

It seems wrong for a guy like him to be selling stuff written by someone totaly different. Without getting killed, anyway. Sure would be nice if he did die.

 

[Timmotheus]

Um, he's marketing it as Tupac's stuff. He's just cashing in on the profits.

 

[VIPFREAK]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
Um, he's marketing it as Tupac's stuff. He's just cashing in on the profits.

Exacty...

cm108kph Team accord drift... ass draggers. I love that term. wish the celica wasn't an ass dragger. The Prelude is another funny car that can be called an ass dragger too!

Nick

 

[Klostrophobic]

Tupac is caput [sic].

 

[MIKE#3]

Originally posted by Joey
Eminem released something of Tupac's? Eminem!?
I've already admitted not knowing jack about rap culture. I like it that way and all, but I think I know enough to say that Eminem is one of the most gigantic idiots on the face of the Earth, and that wouldn't he get shot by Tupac's 'homies' or something? Doesn't something like that constitute a cap-busting, or whatever they call it?

It seems wrong for a guy like him to be selling stuff written by someone totaly different. Without getting killed, anyway. Sure would be nice if he did die.

Eminem got along with Tupac well. Eminem, 50 Cent and Tupac are the best rappers I know. Tupac had hundreds of songs that never came out. Eminem just found some and he is making them a big thing to represent him. He found a good song for Runnin from Tupac and the same way for Biggie. They hated each other. Tupac cussed him out in a lot of his songs, damn I forgot what was the name of that one song that Tupac was talking the most **** about Biggie, Mob Deep and P.Diddy a.k.a Bad Boy. Tupac was and is one of the best rappers who ever lived.

 

[SS69]

dude who cares. first off his music was never that great. and second he probably asked for his death. he was just another punk ass raper. im sick of all these little "gangsters" at my school actin like he's the best thing around. and no elvis fatguy and aliyah(sp?) are not alive. not theyre not on an island smoking weed and livin it up. theyre gone.

 

[MIKE#3]

Originally posted by SS69
dude who cares. first off his music was never that great. and second he probably asked for his death. he was just another punk ass raper. im sick of all these little "gangsters" at my school actin like he's the best thing around. and no elvis fatguy and aliyah(sp?) are not alive. not theyre not on an island smoking weed and livin it up. theyre gone.

Why would he ask for his death if he knew he was something Big? If you dont like Tupac or anything why are you in this thread?

 

[SS69]

to let everyone know i dont like him. and by asking for it i mean he probably pissed off the wrong person.

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by SS69
dude who cares. first off his music was never that great. and second he probably asked for his death. he was just another punk ass raper. im sick of all these little "gangsters" at my school actin like he's the best thing around. and no elvis fatguy and aliyah(sp?) are not alive. not theyre not on an island smoking weed and livin it up. theyre gone.

Aaliyah's death was attributed to "Pilot Error".

The only error the pilot made was allowing a spoilt little girl to take all her luggage on board, even though it was severely over the weight limit, because she threw a "Do you know who I am?", "You'll never work in this town again" tantrum. And because of her selfishness, another 13 people (including the pilot) died with her.