U-G-L-Y You Aint Got No Alibi! Girl You Ugly, Hey Hey! You Ugly!

Rumple Foreskin

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I am sick and tired of seeing women in the media being praised as if they are the hottest things to walk the earth. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder/beer holder, but I just can't see how anyone could see these girls for anything other than what they are. UGLY!!

Brooke Hogan

Someone tell me what is appealing about a woman that could crush a coconut in one hand and beat you in an arm wrestle with the other one?
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Here is papa Hogan rubbing her bum with oil…. ya…… gross
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Fergie
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Talk about having a face like a can of smashed crabs.

Here’s a pic of Fergie pissing her pants. Why am I posting this? I ask you why not?
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Sarah Jessica Parker
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http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com ‘nuff said.

Other notables include;

Torri Spelling
Nikki Hilton
Haylie Duff
Cameron Diaz

I’m sure you guys have a couple you could add to the list. Don't forget the pics as evidence!
 
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I think all of the three mentioned are ugly. Just because you're more well known than the person next to you doesn't mean you look better...
 
That's a bad pic of Fergie (warped even?) but the rest are ugly. I don't know why Angelina Jolie is called the hottest girl on Earth right now, there are plenty girls hotter.
 
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That's a bad pic of Fergie (warped even?) but the rest are ugly. I don't know why Angelina Jolie is called the hottest girl on Earth right now, there are plenty girls hotter.
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Well aside from the hotness she's always had, now she's got the MILF vibe going.👍
 
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America Ferrara, she actually made the Maxim Hot 100 list this year, and I was very disappointed. Don't get me wrong, she is a very good-looking "normal" girl, but as a celebrity, I won't bite. Certainly not Maxim Hot 100 quality...

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Kat Von D, maybe I just "don't get it," but she isn't that hot. Not by a long-shot. Again, she makes it on the Hot 100...
 
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That's a bad pic of Fergie (warped even?) but the rest are ugly. I don't know why Angelina Jolie is called the hottest girl on Earth right now, there are plenty girls hotter.
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Angelina is far from the hottest woman. However, the reason people love her looks is her lips.
 
SMG's nose anyone? I know I'm not the only on that see's it...

I've even been hit y people who know notice it...

and while it's a similar subject... what was Pitt thinking??? JA > AJ

<sarcasm> (or maybe it was just a 96 thing...) </sarcasm>
 
Jolie keeps adopting children to use them as lip donors - she's discovered that if she grafts enough African and south-east Asian children's lips to her own, she'll gain immortality.

True story.
 
The guy at The Superficial with frequentley take the piss out of Brooke Hogan. That's one hell of a set of shoulders she got.

But Cameron Diaz, you got that one all wrong. I'm sure Klos would agree.
 
Normally I'm not one for slagging off people regarding their looks. We're all different and I'm certainly no oil painting. However, there is one exception. When you do this to yourself then you deserve all the slating you get!

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Normally I'm not one for slagging off people regarding their looks. We're all different and I'm certainly no oil painting. However, there is one exception. When you do this to yourself then you deserve all the slating you get!
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Apparently, $4,000,000 can't buy you good looks....:crazy:
 
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Normally I'm not one for slagging off people regarding their looks. We're all different and I'm certainly no oil painting. However, there is one exception. When you do this to yourself then you deserve all the slating you get!

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Love child of Bigfoot and Chris Evans?
 
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Kat Von D, maybe I just "don't get it," but she isn't that hot. Not by a long-shot. Again, she makes it on the Hot 100...
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I think Kat Von D is well hot(jut between me and you its the only reason I watch Miami Ink so much) She has a sexy voice too
 
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Brooke Hogan is a doozy. She has a hot bod. Hulkamania would be great, but I wouldn't want to deal with the rest of her fam or her.

Everyone else in this thread so far is fugly. Sarah Jessica Parker is far from hot, but at least she's not putrid. Fergie is the worst. She's just disgusting.
 
MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

*goes to questionnable mods thread* Okay, I'm fine now. That's better.

This thread = :lol: Yet.. my eyes hurt.
 
None of the women in this thread are hot. And what does everyone see in Scarlett Johannsen (or however you spell it - I don't want to look her up in case I see her)?
 
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And what does everyone see in Scarlett Johannsen?
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Edit: Actually, that's what I see in her. I really hope that doesn't apply to everyone, unless they're really into voyeurism and have a good memory or "the photograph"...
 
*googles scarlet johannson*

*comes back very quickly*
 
Scarlett Johanssen is lovely. Great bottom (qv 'Lost in Translation') Which Famine might appreciate. The bottom, not the film.
 
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:grumpy: Hay... Maggie Q does not deserve to be in here and while 17 is a little high it's still cool.

As for coming up with something to post my visual senses and brain have been too damaged...
 
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:grumpy: Hay... Maggie Q does not deserve to be in here and while 17 is a little high it's still cool.

As for coming up with something to post my visual senses and brain have been too damaged...
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I actually decided to make this thread after seeing a couple pictures of Maggie Q. I just didn't get around to adding her to the first post. She was the inspiration for this whole thing.
 

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