Uggh...My camp experiance

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Wow, did I have a packed week! Camp Kirkmont RULES, btw. LOL!
Allow me to elaborate on the title of this thread: One of the evening activities (I think it was on tues.) was called the gross and messy games. (Sounds terrible already, huh?) Well, my tent was sent to our station, and the guy told us to sit down on the ground, hold out our hands, and close our eyes. We did as he asked. Then he puts something in each of our hands. then he says: "Open your eyes and eat." To my horror, there, in my hand, sat the biggest four chunks of onion I had ever seen. Everyone was telling me to hurry up and eat it, that we were running out of time, so I shut my eyes and started chewing. (Now, let it be known that I had never eaten a raw onion before) DANG, DID IT BURN! My stomach was upset for the next two freaking days!
So we go to our next station. Guess what we had to do there? "Now your tent had to eat three cloves of garlic." :banghead: No, I didn't eat the garlic, (Lucky I didn't...) If I had, I would have tossed up the burning ball of onion already in my belly.

The games went on as such. The only one that was as bad as the first two was when a raw egg was put into a tube and a tentmate and I had to blow into the tube from oppostie ends. (eww, eww, eww, eww, EWW!) Otherwise, it was so much fun. We slip 'n slided with a whole lot of detergent, we played Twister with oil all over it, and criscoed one of my tentmates hair. We had Jelly covered marshmallows dropped into our mouths (As if any made it in...), ate icing off of plates with no hands, and pushed cherries through chocolate sauce with our noses. Let me tell you, we could hear the 'Coons all the way from our tent that night! They were busy eating the peanut butter that was left over from one of the other stations where I had to lick it off one on my tentmate's face. (Now that was interesting...)

A few of the other "random" things that happened ranged from "Pelvic Thrusts" that drummers preform, to the streaker we had on Friday night. Anyway, all in all, it was an awesome time.

(Oh, and btw, this all happened at a church camp. :D ) :lol:
 
oo sounds like fun......NOT! i hate onions
 
Originally posted by Squid
oo sounds like fun......NOT! i hate onions

Finally! Someone I can relate to! :rolleyes: I was ready to ransack Steve's tent that night. (He's the guy who came up with that idea.) I just remembered one of the other games: Bobbing for apples and onions in everyone else's spit. I think I'm gonna puke!
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and u said this was chruch camp? are u sure not HELL camp
 
I do also recall the same guy who streaked the day before walking around in his tighty whities in BROAD DAYLIGHT! It left my councilor speechless. (Now that was funny! Disturbing, but funny! :lol:)
 
Originally posted by Squid
and u said this was chruch camp? are u sure not HELL camp

Nope, we had what we call Vespers everynight, which is basically a nightly church service. It's just that MADD Camp is known for being, shall we say, showy. :lol:
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
we played Twister with oil all over it

Sounds like the beginning of a bad porn video.

Why would they do such degrading things at a church camp, or any other camp for that matter?!
 
Oh, but it was so much fun! I had a blast! My tent family (one girl tent, one guy tent) got along really well. I hope we have the same guys next year...It'll be their senior year and all, so we might not...would be nice though, we had such a great time...*Dreams*
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
It's just that MADD Camp...
Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

Originally posted by Viper Zero
Sounds like the beginning of a bad porn video.
Heh, that's what I was thinking.
 
Eh, the whole thing sounds pretty tame to me. Camp for you mild mannered two year old. And yes, it does sound like the beginning of a bad porn video. Not that there is really a such thing as a "good" porn video...
 
Oh, but it was so much fun! I had a blast!

I can see why with "oil twister" and such things as that...what kind of church do u go to .....:odd: naughty naughty:odd:
 
Crap double post sry......BTW it was my 1st one
 
My sisters are going to a chur, er, cult camp later this summer too.

They're going to grow up to be god little cult leaders!
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
They're going to grow up to be god little cult leaders!
Why do you have a noun before an adjective?
 
very interesting...."oil twister" huh....***writes it down on list of stuff to try***...our church has about 3 times as many girls as guys so that sounds like fun....:D

hey put it this way...you had to eat onions....the people on Fear Factor have to eat live roaches, buffallo testicles, blood balls, and asorted pig parts....so just think of what they are going through next time you have to have to eat an onion....:lol:

as for the streaker....if he did this at church camp I feel sorry for the people that live with him.....
 
How is all that crap even remotely fun?

I hate camps.
 
it's all a matter of personal opinion...what do you consider fun? Outside I mean....no computer....no TV...no car....no GTplanet....
 
Church camp? Wow, we don't even have *camps* over here. :lol:
 
And there was me thinking you'd bumped into a bunch of drag queens...
 
Originally posted by Sage
Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

No, it's Music, Arts, Dance and Drama.

I love Kirkmont to death! You just don't understand the feeling you get while you're down there. (Actually up there, It's the second highest point in Ohio.) Since we're all Christians, there is this automatic acceptance that everyone has for everyone else. (It's truly an awesome feeling.)

One of my favorite parts of camp is our nightly devotions. Before we start, we usually hang out for like, 15 min., so we have a lot of time to talk and joke. The converstaions can get so funny! For instance, when we were waiting on the guys, my tentmates and I started a "Truth or Truth" game because we weren't allowed to do dares that late. (Earlier, Durning FOB, Abby (Tentmate) went over to Eric (Guy in tent family) and proposed to him on a dare! His reaction?: "One week is just too soon, Abby. Now, give it a few years, then maybe we can talk about it.") The question was: "How do you like your men?: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?" I cracked up so hard that I started to cry!:lol: :lol: :D
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Sounds like a ****load of fun. I prefer to burn crosses.

Ouch. That hurts. :(

That's really too bad, though. Don't you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever? To be forever protected and accepted? I have. To me, it sounds like a opportunity that's too good to pass up.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
How does one go about living forever?

I wouldn't know. You should refer to the Bible for answers to questions like that. But I will know.

Here's a question for you: Do you believe you have a purpose? That your life means anything to anyone else?
 
I have a purpose, and I'm sure my life must mean something to atleast a few people.

I don't believe in all that Bible gobbledegook. :)
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I have a purpose, and I'm sure my life must mean something to atleast a few people.

I don't believe in all that Bible gobbledegook. :)

*sigh* To each his own, I guess...But it's still a pity that you don't. God has such great plans for you, and loves you more than you can ever imagine....maybe someday you'll want to at least look into it; see if you can get someone to explain it to you. Once you realize that you are never alone; that you are always under His roof and have His protection; that His only son, Jesus died a horrific and painful death so that you could live.......maybe, just maybe, another soul will be saved from eternal darkness, and being completely cut off from God.
 
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