Valerie and Eddie!? Splitzville!

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It was one of those relationships that have been around a long time. They weathered many a storm and through thick & thin stuck together.

Now they're splitting. 14 years of marriage and they couldn't work it out.

Kinda bums me out, as it was one of those marriages that seemed like it was real good and destined for forever.
 
Sad to hear, but sometimes it just don't work out -- no matter how hard you try.
 
Who?
 
I thought Bruce and Demi would be forever...

"Life sucks - get a helmet" as Denis Leary so nicely put it...
 
I heard about this a long time ago. Five bucks says Eddie's alcohol problem had something to do with it.
 
Der Alta
Now they're splitting.
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Let's not Jump to conclusions... I'll Wait for official confirmation. Still, if it is true, then I guess Eddie is Outta Love Again... :indiff:
 
As long as Eddie doesn't go snatching up my prey...
 
Who are we talking about? :-S
 
Touring Mars
Let's not Jump to conclusions... I'll Wait for official confirmation. Still, if it is true, then I guess Eddie is Outta Love Again... :indiff:
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Motion to ban.
 
Touring Mars
Let's not Jump to conclusions... I'll Wait for official confirmation. Still, if it is true, then I guess Eddie is Outta Love Again... :indiff:
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Post of the year. 👍
 
Yeah. With Valerie out of the picture, who's gonna give Eddie his Eruption?
 
Omnis
Yeah. With Valerie out of the picture, who's gonna give Eddie his Eruption?
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:lol:👍


Nice!


He'll soon be Unchained ..
 
And The Cradle Will Rock...

edit: oh, and, like, Eddie is gonna be all like, "yyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhh, Valerie Can't Get This Stuff No More!"
 
Omnis
Yeah. With Valerie out of the picture, who's gonna give Eddie his Eruption?
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At first, it was her...

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But now, it's her... mostly... but not exclusively... :sly:

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Rumor has it, he built her a new house in Philly.

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Val might have a new boyfriend. And after three-and-half years of legal seperation, with Eddie being no different, she must realize it's time for her to move on. Good for her. 👍
 
Eddie looks like that now!?!? No wonder Valerie broomed him!

Nothing like a life of excess to wear you out in a hurry, huh? Holy s**t!
 
Zardoz
Eddie looks like that now!?!? No wonder Valerie broomed him!

Nothing like a life of excess to wear you out in a hurry, huh? Holy s**t!
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Just wonder what his liver looks like!

To his defense, he his 50 years old.
 
All the old rockers look like crack addicts now.
 
Omnis
All the old rockers look like crack addicts now.
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Not all of them, just the ones who really overdid the drugs and/or alcohol.
 
Yeah. That's what I meant.
 
Omnis
Yeah. With Valerie out of the picture, who's gonna give Eddie his Eruption?
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I don't think we need to worry about him.
 
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