very corny jokes

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feel free to post any "groaners" on this thread, i'll start you off,


Q: why shouldnt you iron a four leaf clover???

A: because you dont want to press your luck!!!


HA HA HA HA!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

ok that was bad...but that is the point!....you know you loved it! anyways, post some more!!!
 
as curveball said...
LMAO!!111!!!!
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure its mine??
:sick:
 
Q: what do yuo say to someone when they say "hi" to yuo?

A: yuo go "Not Yet"
 
Q: why did the bicycle fall down on its side??

A: because it is too tired!!!

:lol: get it??? aha ha ha ah!!!!:lol:


here is another one!!

Q: what is a good name for a dog with no legs??

A: cigarette, because you can always take him outside for a drag!!


:lol: OHHH!! i crack myself up!!!:lol:
 
Have you seen stevie wonders new piano?











Neither has he.
 
dude that ones soooooo old
 
I want to post some; but I know that If I do, it will be deleted.
 
i think only the aussie will get this joke, and if anyone finds it racist i can remove it,

Q. What does a Lebenese get after sex?





A. 25years :p
 
What do you call a dear mixed with a lemon?











A sourdoe. bwah ha ha ha
 
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