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here is some funny raps
'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn Nova, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing."

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.
 
and another

EMINEM's R!cer Joint

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (sratches)... R!ce Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NOS and get your motor #$%#ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "R!ce Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's
your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a #$%#, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!:p
 
I've heard it all before...(Whatever! :lol: )
 
"Fix It Again Tony"... man thats old

its like FORD --> "Fatto Oggi, Rotto Domani"
That means "Made today, broken tomorrow" in italian.

Why do ppl not like Fiat's so much?? Cinquecento man. Its a classic :) You HAVE to "heal-toe" that thing if u wanna downshift hehe.
 
Hey guys FIAT is a respected Italien company theyve been known over there for many years just because they dotn have 500HP cars doesnt mena the ysuck, frankly I like they styling of the cars
 
I dont see why everyone gives Ving such a hard time about liking the Fiat Coupe. Personally I agree with him it is an awesome car. I have 5 of them personally.
 
Hey, I like FIAT too - yeah, the little 500R! Puttin around the Test Course at 30 km/h, what could be more exhilirating! :lol:
 
Fiat- Fine Italian Automobile Transportation
Fiat- Finest Italian Automotive Transport
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
Hey, I like FIAT too - yeah, the little 500R! Puttin around the Test Course at 30 km/h, what could be more exhilirating! :lol:
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Hello Mr Sandstorm,

Welcome to the forum for GT3. In the game GT3 we do not have a Fiat 500R. Maybe you posted this on the wrong forum :p
 
****ing Idiot Arsehole, Totally!

Erm, as you can see, I'm not good at these things...;)
 
Uhhh the latest work from my studios:
Freak, I 'ate This!

:D
 

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