Originally posted by Jazza
A school teacher explained to her class that she is a Wallabies fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Wallabies fans. Everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl. The teacher looked at the girl with surprise and said, "Why didnt you raise your hand?"
"Because Im not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher still shocked asked, "Well, if your are not a Wallabies fan then who are you a fan of?"
"I am an All Blacks fan, and proud of it," Kate replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Kate, why are you an All Blacks fan?"
"Because, my mum is an All Blacks fan, and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone. "That is no reason for you to follow the All Blacks. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum were a prostitute and your dad was gay, what would you be then?"
"Then," smiled Kate, "I'd be an All Blacks fan."
Pay back!
???Originally posted by Cobraboy
Who cheats more?
Bulldogs
Ben Tune
Underarm Bowl
+many more
Whos national hero was a criminal?
Whos national song is about a suicidal sheep stealer?
Hmmmmmmm?