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This lawyer is speeding along in his new Porsche Turbo and he pulls over, opens the door and a truck roars past and takes the door off.
This copper runs over and asks for his name but he's to busy raving on.
"That was my brand new car cost me 300000 dollars oh my god I'll sue him I'll take him to court I'm a lawyer i'll win...but my porsche"
The cop says
"You lawyers are all the same, you only care about your possesions, you were so wrapped up in the bloody car you didn't notice your arm was missing.
The lawyer looks down and screams...MY ROLEX!
This copper runs over and asks for his name but he's to busy raving on.
"That was my brand new car cost me 300000 dollars oh my god I'll sue him I'll take him to court I'm a lawyer i'll win...but my porsche"
The cop says
"You lawyers are all the same, you only care about your possesions, you were so wrapped up in the bloody car you didn't notice your arm was missing.
The lawyer looks down and screams...MY ROLEX!
doesn't deserve a laugh, only a smile
