went to see Lee Evans LIVE last night!

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hey guys

well, yesterday I went with my mum and dad to see Lee Evans LIVE on his XL Tour at Wembley Arena Pavillion. Absolutely brilliant show!

it began about 10 minutes before he came on with a video montage of his previous tours (wired and wonderful, live at west end, live in scotland, etc). My favourite bit was when they showed the "Lee Evans Trio", where he pretends to play all three instruments in a band, and when he stopped himself from playing the "piano" to grab his arm back, it cut to him saying "THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!" the montage was done to Elvis vs JXL.

Then he came on and it was funny when he laid on the floor and swam in the smoke on the floor. And it was also great when he said "Oh how great it is to play....A TENT!!!" (It actually WAS a tent).

At the end he did this song in a white suit and with a banjo-guitar thing. Then he finished with his legendary "Bohemian Rhapsody" preformance, which was great!!!

all in all, a fantastic evening, well worth the money! 👍

now to get the DVD!
 
Why the hell is this in the Comedy Corner?
 
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Lee Evans is one our best comedians... better than your American ones..

Nitro your EXTRMELY lucky
 
i know :D

i've got my homepage as the Lee Evans section of Off The Kerb, who looks after all the top comedians, including Lee, Jack Dee, Dylan Moran, Jo Brand, etc. I've got it so that when Lee announces a new tour, I'm ****in' there getting the tickets, mate! :lol:
 
Let me tell some of his new jokes. i'll remember as many as I can:

As I was coming across the carpark this morning, I saw this sign saying "Car thieves opperate in this area". OFF COURSE THEY DO, IT'S A ****IN' CARPARK!!! You don't see two car thieves in a field and one of them going "You said there'd be cars 'ere!!!"

I was in a restaurant today and I've noticed that when people ask for the bill they go like that: "Can I have the bill please" (quietly, talking behind his hand). Why are they doing that? What, like when they're eating, they go under the table going: "Get down, luv, get down! Get down or they'll see us!" They ask for the bill like that: "Can I have the bill please" (Makes a writing action with his hand) and I'm thinking you didn't order your food like that, did you? "Can I have the chicken, please" (Flaps his arms like a chicken) "Can I ask for chips?" (Makes himself straight, like a chip)!!! :lol:

that's all I can remember at the mo. When I get the DVD and watch it, I'll post some more.
 
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Let me tell some of his new jokes. i'll remember as many as I can:

As I was coming across the carpark this morning, I saw this sign saying "Car thieves opperate in this area". OFF COURSE THEY DO, IT'S A ****IN' CARPARK!!! You don't see two car thieves in a field and one of them going "You said there'd be cars 'ere!!!"

I was in a restaurant today and I've noticed that when people ask for the bill they go like that: "Can I have the bill please" (quietly, talking behind his hand). Why are they doing that? What, like when they're eating, they go under the table going: "Get down, luv, get down! Get down or they'll see us!" They ask for the bill like that: "Can I have the bill please" (Makes a writing action with his hand) and I'm thinking you didn't order your food like that, did you? "Can I have the chicken, please" (Flaps his arms like a chicken) "Can I ask for chips?" (Makes himself straight, like a chip)!!! :lol:

that's all I can remember at the mo. When I get the DVD and watch it, I'll post some more.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!


...Too bad those suck.
 

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