SandStorm
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This kid walks into the bathroom and sees his Dad shaving. All of a sudden, his Dad cuts himself. "****!", goes his Dad. The kid asks, "what's ****?", and his Dad answers, "Oh, it's just another word for shaving". The boy wanders out into the kitchen and his mother is cutting a turkey. Suddenly she cuts herself and goes, "****!" The kid asks what **** is, and his Mum says that it is another word for cutting up a turkey. Then the doorbell rings. "Oh, your Grandparents are here, sweetie", says the kid's Mum. "Answer the door, will you?"
The kid answers the door and his Grandparents ask, "where's Mum and Dad?" The kid goes, "Oh, Dad's in the bathroom ****ting himself and Mum's in the kitchen ****ing the turkey".
The kid answers the door and his Grandparents ask, "where's Mum and Dad?" The kid goes, "Oh, Dad's in the bathroom ****ting himself and Mum's in the kitchen ****ing the turkey".
Good one Jazza.
