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These are what real childrens ideas were!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> ===============================
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
> you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
> should keep the chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
> to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> out later who you're stuck with.
> -- Kirsten, age 10
>
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
> yelling at the same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
> long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
> usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> --
> Martin, age 10
>
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> columns. -- Craig, age 9
>
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
> mess with that. -- Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
> do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
> grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
>
>
> And the #1 Favorite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck. -- Ricky, age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> ===============================
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
> you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
> should keep the chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
> to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> out later who you're stuck with.
> -- Kirsten, age 10
>
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
> yelling at the same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
> long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
> usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> --
> Martin, age 10
>
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> columns. -- Craig, age 9
>
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
> mess with that. -- Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
> do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
> grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
>
>
> And the #1 Favorite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck. -- Ricky, age 10
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