What to do incase of a terrorist attack ..

[VT]

http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/

 

[danpollard]

They're great! Nice find :d

 

[Silverzone]

this is my favorite

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the **** away.

this one funny also

If your building collapses, give yourself a *censored* while waiting to be rescued.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****.

-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****.

 

[VT]

Yeah, the MJ one is my favorite also.

 

[Sharky.]

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

and:

If you see a nuclear explosion on the horizon, pull to the side of the road and wait for the blast to hit you.
http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_road2.gif

 

[McLaren]

Those are great

-- If you the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Terrorists usually have terrible indigestion from eating our food. DonÕt use the restroom after they do!

 

[CDailey]

 

[Quick_Nick]

Wow, I'm supposed to use a parking brake. I honestly never knew that. It's good to see that my federal tax money is hard at work providing helpful information like this in case of a terrorist attack.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Lmao! Those are great!

 

[DQuaN]

Oh man. I had to leave my desk so noone saw me laughing!! Damn that's funny

 

[Solid Lifters]

Yeah, after hearing about the four Chinese rogue terrorists that plan to detonate a dirty bomb near Boston, this isn't so funny. OK, the bathroom one was funny...

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma..._six_who_may_pose_terrorist_threat_to_boston/

 

[livemusic]

Very good find!

This is my favorite:

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

 

[Danny]

Alternatively, "Replace handbrake with a banana"