- 387
- St. Catharines, ON. Canad
- GTP_GODZlLLA (w/ 3 L's)
I left my house sometime around midnight last night, without a coat, in a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. And a full tank of alcohol. Don't do that. I get to the ex-girlfriend's house and try to plead and say sorry. She doesn't help me, she just leaves me out in the snow. At 1:00am she calls my friends and hers to try and get me home, but not in time. I'm found on the side of Welland Ave by a stranger who calls me an ambulance. Nice stranger. I want to say thank you to some really true friends as well. Yoko, Chris and Mike, for finding me, even as I was getting loaded into the ambulance. (Chris says I was shivering so bad that I didn't even recognize him.) I'm pretty sure I had hypothermia, because when I got to the hospital they put 4 of those big warm blankets on me. I had 3 hours in the hospital on a back board. Don't do that either. On the backboard, gotta go pee, and I'm laying in a hallway strapped in tighter than a chastity belt. I ask Brock the paramedic to give me something to pee in. I get a plastic bag in a box. First attempt results in half in the bag, half on me. My fingers, my shorts, everything is just wet. Second attempt, aced it. I had about 10% roll so I could fit my entire pecker in the bag. I got treated by a cute nurse named Jennifer, alcohol starts wearing off. Reality kicks in and I realize that I am stupid. I get even more depressed, knowing what I'd done. By this time, I get my bed. It's 3:00am and by this time I'd been up since 4:30pm Monday. You do the math. I get an IV, for fluids, and the cute nurse poked me three times looking for my veins, and they're not that hard to find. She said 2 went blue. Finally she sticks me in the right one and I begin to flirt with the cute nurse. but, in reality knowing she knows why I'm in there, I have no chance. I think it's 4am when I finally get some sleep. Around 5:30am the person across from me goes code blue, and passes way... No more sleep. 7:00am CAT scan. nothing's wrong. 10:00am released with a free taxi ride. Moral of the story: Don't get drunk, go for a walk in shorts and t-shirt in the winter to see someone who doesn't want to see you.