What would they say??!?

[Parnelli Bone]

I'm feeling a little over-imaginitive today, so while doing the latest GT Continental Tire race at Deep forest (GTCTC in Online/Long Race Series section) I started "hearing" the Ai.

In other words, if we could interview GT4's Ai, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? This also works for B-spec Bob/Beth, too.

So I keep picturing this interview...the TVR and RUF drivers in my +10 race saying "But he's using 80 horsepower less than we are! How's Parnelli staying so far ahead?"

Anyways, what do you imagine they would say?

 

[DK]

If you're winning against an American car in a Japanese car, they'll say, "What the 🤬 is that ricer doing in the lead?!"

 

[Parnelli Bone]

"Wait, so you shift your Integra's gearbox AFTER redline?????!!!!?"

 

[Open Addict]

AI -- "He thought he was infront untill I rubbed in to him going in to the haipin, and you know what the say 'Rubbing is racing' Ha ha ha".

 

[oldmodelt]

We let oldmodelt beat us again!

 

[Apok]

He is in front of me!

<Initiate ramming mode>

 

[Stiggy]

"Why use the brakes when I can hit the car in front to slow for the corner?"
"I won't pit until my tyres have absolutely no grip and I spin out in front of one of the other drivers."
"I got beaten at the Le Mans 24 Hours by someone in a 19 year old Mazda 787B with dirty oil."

 

[Parnelli Bone]

"Why do people always call me BOB? My name is KEN goshdarnit!!!!"

(Ai #1): "Wait, how come we've only got S2 tires stockpiled? What if Parnelli brings more grades again?

(Ai #2)..."well we're stuck with this sponsorship contract, plus, he's gonna be using...like...50 horsepower less than we are!"

(Ai #1): "Oh, like that's gonna slow him down!"

 

[mafia_boy]

AI #1 (to AI #2): "There he is again. I'm sick of that prick using nitrous in the race, it's like I have the race won and then BAM, he nails me by 0.002 at the finish line using that damn spray.......every single damn time he does it to me!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Apok]

"Why do people always call me BOB? My name is KEN goshdarnit!!!!"

👍

 

[DK]

"I learned my tricks from Michael Schumacher...but I didn't learn how to drive."

 

[Parnelli Bone]

...A scene from the final 1,000 Miles race at Sarthe...​

Bob (in pits): are you sure you want me to come out there?

Parnelli (from radio): Yes. We've been over this 20x now! I've got a 30-second lead over the Nissan Fairlady. You've got nothing to worry about. You'll be fine!

Bob: Sweet! I'm gonna get to race today!"

3 minutes later, Bob is severely screwing up royally and...​

Parnelli: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE??? ARRRGH!!!! )#*@)*&@)$(&)$*&#(