What would you do?

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Since nothing intresting is going down on here, I beg the question:

If tomorrow was the last day before the apocalypse, what would you do?


I would go to Tesco, get enough-crates-to-make-you-bankrupt of beer and PARTY!! :)

What about you?
 
Go to the local Ferrari Dealership with my girlfriend and a brick.

What's better, sex or boosting cars?
 
I'd definitley have sex; I don't want to die a virgin!

Then if I had enough time, I'd go steal a fast car (if there are any unstolen ones left), and drive until the end.

Oh yeah, and I'd have a kickass last meal. Ribs with a poutineburger (For the uninformed, poutine is french fries smothered in gravy and cheese curds. Easily the best thing to ever come out of Quebec, other than Gilles Villeneuve). Weird? yes. Tasty? yes. Artery clogging? Who cares; I'll be dead soon!
 
Bee
:yuck:
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Trust me, it is one of the most delicious things in existence. Only problem is that it is also one of the most fattening things in existence (I hope that's what the yuck was for...).
 
If its the last day before the apocalypse - does this mean the apocalypse starts on the day after this? - if so, do you have a start time? - i need to know if i'll need to book another half day off work.
 
TheCracker
If its the last day before the apocalypse - does this mean the apocalypse starts on the day after this? - if so, do you have a start time? - i need to know if i'll need to book another half day off work.
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:lol: Erm.. i dunno your gonna have to ask the 4 horseman...
 
Well, I have GOT to drive a car before I die, so if I can, seal the Jaguar XKR down the road and floor the sucker. :D

Edit: Well, that's quite impossible so I may just trash cars and take my Dad's Jag out for a drive. :)
 
See if any of my friends are actually an alien from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
 
As soon as I found out Id take the keys to the car driving owards a performance car dealership and on the way if I see any hot ladies I'll tell her that we should engage in consensual sex and show her the goods. Then if she says no I will tell her that I'll have sex with her either way. Then If she still says no Id have to hit her over her head but yeah basically Id steal a fast car have alot of sex say goodybe to my friends and die naked.
 
Young_Warrior
As soon as I found out Id take the keys to the car driving owards a performance car dealership and on the way if I see any hot ladies I'll tell her that we should engage in consensual sex
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Good start...

Young_Warrior
and show her the goods. Then if she says no I will tell her that I'll have sex with her either way.
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Wait a tick where is this going...

Young_Warrior
Then If she still says no Id have to hit her over her head but yeah basically Id steal a fast car have alot of sex say goodybe to my friends and die naked.
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Yep youve lost it..
 
LOL bee your right. This is what I would probably do for real.

As soon as I found out Id take the keys to the car driving owards a performance car dealership and on the way if I see any hot ladies I'll tell her that we should engage in consensual sex. Then after I show her what heaven looks like (hopefully....either way it doesnt matter as long as I got mine :lol: ) Then Id fone up ma home bois and tell them to come steal performance cars with me and party with them and exchange cars and drag race. Then Instead of dieing naked I would force my way into harrods to loot me a nice black and white suit. Id then steal some very expensive food and make my mommy cook it.
 
Burn stuff :trouble:

Considering that the closest Ferrari or Porsche dealership is like 5 hours away, I'd have to settle for stealing a Corvette. Then we'd see how fast those pesky Four Horsemen really are!!
 
I'd steal the fastest car in town, take my g/f for a spin in it, drive it 'til it dies, go get a double 6 dollar burger from carl's jr, eat it, then do some unmentionables to my g/f 'til the sun comes up, or 'til I die. Whichever comes first. Then I will have done the stupidest things I've ever done in the course of a few hours. Then maybe before the sun comes up, to contradict the aforementioned, I'd get my last licks in on GT4. I hope the horsemen can wait, cos I don't like being interrupted whilst playing GT4.
 
Well, isn't this all very predictable coming from a GT board? :D
1) Am I the only one who knows, or will it be total bedlam?
2) If I'm the only one who knows, can I proove it?

Either way, I know where the Ferrari dealership is in Vancouver, and I know where there's an NSX to get me there. :D
 
GO TO CHURCH! DUH!

ummm... i think i'd piss on people. just for the hell of it... i'd have to kill several people just to see what its like... i'd wipe my ass with money... do the usual steal this fast car and that one... rob a bank... try to offend as many people as humanly possible... break as much expensive crap as i can... set some fires... get the hottest "legal" hooker... get drunk...

and then after church... hmmm... probably just drive my civic around, listen to some music... just chill i guess.
 
Bee
:lol: Erm.. i dunno your gonna have to ask the 4 horseman...
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Yes. You'd need to book another half day off work.


I'd wonder if there's enough sports cars on Earth for everyone intent on stealing them, and lay down spike strips on every straight piece of road I could find.

turboash78
Then we'd see how fast those pesky Four Horsemen really are!!
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What can I say? I'm an utter bastard.
 
:lol: Famine - Bringer of the apocalypse, never would have guessed that...
 

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