- 2,442
- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday, and
I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went
down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably
have a present for me. She didn't even say,
"Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children
will remember". The children came down to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent. As I walked into my office, my
Secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
I felt a little better. Someone had remembered!
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my
door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day
outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we
normally go. We went out into the country
to a little private place. We had two martinis
and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back
to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my
apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure", I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about five
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
They were all singing happy birthday...and there
I sat on the couch...
completely naked.
I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went
down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably
have a present for me. She didn't even say,
"Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children
will remember". The children came down to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent. As I walked into my office, my
Secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
I felt a little better. Someone had remembered!
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my
door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day
outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we
normally go. We went out into the country
to a little private place. We had two martinis
and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back
to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my
apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure", I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about five
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
They were all singing happy birthday...and there
I sat on the couch...
completely naked.
It's a great story though.
