Woman = Problems

[somebody]

I have finally found mathematical proof that women are nothing but problems.

To find a woman you must spend time and money.

Therefore: WOMAN = TIME + MONEY or TIME x MONEY

If you don't spend either time or money then the result is zero

Therefore: WOMAN = TIME x MONEY

It is commonly held that "time is money"

Therefore: TIME = MONEY

giving us: WOMAN = MONEY x MONEY or (MONEY) squared

We all know that "money is the root of all problems"

Therefore: MONEY = square root (PROBLEMS)

thus: WOMAN = (square root (PROBLEMS)) squared

or: WOMAN = PROBLEMS

I am currently trying to solve the equation WOMAN + MONEY = SHOES

 

[xXSilencerXx]

Good one it actually kinda made sense.

 

[rollazn]

Theres a picture... I acutally made a new thread - which I edited because I just saw this thread.

 

[crimson_menace]

Agreed....women are evil.
But so fun to play with

 

[Ruffryder27]

Heh.

I heard a similar joke proving the teletubbies are evil, just replace the women with teletubbies and they used the saying money is the root of all evil lol.

 

[Mr. Boy]

WTF? lol