Women in the Military! - Oxymoron

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Lyndie England, if you've been living under a rock, you might not have a clue as to who she is.

She's the one in the middle of these three. The other two are her defense team. This is perhaps one of the best images of an oxymoron that I've ever seen.

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I must be stupid or something, I don't get how this is an oxymoron, so what if there is a female in the military.
 
The England (in the middle) is a military female. She's paired up with two other Military women.

Perhaps oxymoron wasn't the correct word. How about "Opposite ends of the spectrum"?

AO
 
Why exactly does she need a defense team if she's in the military? Is she like 12?
 
Her + Abu Ghraib + Iraqi prisoners = Whole world of hurt.
 
She looks underdeveloped. How is a 4 foot tall female midget going to scare any terrorists? They might die from laughter.
 
Heh, that picture's funny. :lol:

And some of you really need to watch the news more often. ;) Like, once in a while at least.
 
xcsti
Lyndie england looks like a man, whereas her defense team is quite attractive. Am I right?
Indeed you are.

I culled that photo from CNN.com. Shortly after that, someone must have decided the defense team was upstaging Lyndie, as the photo was cropped to just her.

:lol:

AO
 
Those two women look like they are holding her hand and taking her to school. :lol:
 
And here I thought that was some chubby 13 yr old guy with his two lesbian moms. Who knew.
 
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And here I thought that was some chubby 13 yr old guy with his two lesbian moms. Who knew.
:lol:

Some American soldiers actually "slept" ;) with that thing. :yuck:
 
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:lol:

Some American soldiers actually "slept" ;) with that thing. :yuck:
Did they did get a Silver Star? That, or at least a Purple Heart?

They've earned it. Geez, what'a pooch! Woof!
 
Der Alta
The England (in the middle) is a military female. She's paired up with two other Military women.

Perhaps oxymoron wasn't the correct word. How about "Opposite ends of the spectrum"?

AO

I think the picture is an oxymoron, kind of... it's well funny whatever it is :lol: Anyway, she is almost as famous as the Unknown soldier.. (now that is an oxymoron!)..
 
She looks like a boy, I wouldn't call her for a female.
 
she almost looks like a little female napoleon.

those two bodyguards look butch as hell though. i don't think they have to worry about defense, cuz nobody would hit any of that.
 
xcsti
Lyndie england looks like a man, whereas her defense team is quite attractive. Am I right?

If you think those two blokes--uh, I mean "ladies"--are attractive, perhaps you have a horse fetish. They're both double-baggers if you ask me.
 
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If you think those two blokes--uh, I mean "ladies"--are attractive, perhaps you have a horse fetish. They're both double-baggers if you ask me.

:lol: the one on the left is not that bad, is she?

Lyndie England looks like wee Jimmy Krankie... (no offense Jimmy... 👍 )
 

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xcsti
Lyndie england looks like a man, whereas her defense team is quite attractive. Am I right?
You'll have to be in the army, WITHOUT WOMEN, for a whole year to be attracted to them...
 
G.T
You'll have to be in the army, WITHOUT WOMEN, for a whole year to be attracted to them...
The 1 on the right of Lyndie England looks very similar to my old history teacher.
 
They threw the case out. I 've heard a few reasons, one that she doesn't understand right and wrong because she was starved of oxygen at birth :dopey:

How easy is it to get in the US army? Do you even need a brain :irked:

[EDIT] Women on left :yuck: women on right, bit drawn in the mouth
 
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