Women joke

HRT_Maloo · Mar 4, 2003

I cant remember it all that much but here goes...

A plane making a trans Atlantic crossing was not going to make it due to fuel. The pilot told the passengers and a woman got up in front of everyone and yelled "before I die I want a man to make me feel like a woman!". There was silence. Finally a good looking Italian guy stood up at the back. Looking at her, he walked down the isle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. As he reached her, he pulled of his shirt, threw it at her and said "iron this and make me a cuppa coffee"
:lol:

SandStorm · Mar 4, 2003

That's so true!

The Porko · Mar 4, 2003

SandStorm · Mar 4, 2003

Hey, porko.

askia47 · Mar 4, 2003

Matrixhasu77 · Mar 4, 2003

halfracedrift · Mar 5, 2003

lmao
haha
but what about the plane thing? it kinda leads to no where....

rjensen11 · Mar 5, 2003

oh, that's great! And it's so relevant since he's italian, and the italien men have their mothers do so much for them!

HRT_Maloo · Mar 5, 2003

Originally posted by halfracedrift
lmao
haha
but what about the plane thing? it kinda leads to no where....

Well, the planes about to crash and the woman wants someone to make her feel like a woman before she dies

mark2080 · Mar 5, 2003

halfracedrift · Mar 5, 2003

Oh.. i thought there was going to be some sorta punch line @ the end..... o well

Red Eye Racer · Mar 5, 2003

Cobraking · Mar 6, 2003

Originally posted by HRT_Maloo
I cant remember it all that much but here goes...

A plane making a trans Atlantic crossing was not going to make it due to fuel. The pilot told the passengers and a woman got up in front of everyone and yelled "before I die I want a man to make me feel like a woman!". There was silence. Finally a good looking Italian guy stood up at the back. Looking at her, he walked down the isle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. As he reached her, he pulled of his shirt, threw it at her and said "iron this and make me a cuppa coffee"

:lol thats D:censored: Funny!

Acid X · Mar 7, 2003

!!!!!

Kelly · Mar 7, 2003

barryf1fan · Mar 7, 2003

Originally posted by lotus350

I didn't think that would fly by unnoticed.

BTW, good one HRT! I'm gonna try it on my wife tonight.