Women joke

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I cant remember it all that much but here goes...

A plane making a trans Atlantic crossing was not going to make it due to fuel. The pilot told the passengers and a woman got up in front of everyone and yelled "before I die I want a man to make me feel like a woman!". There was silence. Finally a good looking Italian guy stood up at the back. Looking at her, he walked down the isle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. As he reached her, he pulled of his shirt, threw it at her and said "iron this and make me a cuppa coffee"
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lmao
haha
but what about the plane thing? it kinda leads to no where....
 
oh, that's great! And it's so relevant since he's italian, and the italien men have their mothers do so much for them!
 
Originally posted by halfracedrift
lmao
haha
but what about the plane thing? it kinda leads to no where....
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Well, the planes about to crash and the woman wants someone to make her feel like a woman before she dies
 
Oh.. i thought there was going to be some sorta punch line @ the end..... o well
 
Originally posted by HRT_Maloo
I cant remember it all that much but here goes...

A plane making a trans Atlantic crossing was not going to make it due to fuel. The pilot told the passengers and a woman got up in front of everyone and yelled "before I die I want a man to make me feel like a woman!". There was silence. Finally a good looking Italian guy stood up at the back. Looking at her, he walked down the isle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. As he reached her, he pulled of his shirt, threw it at her and said "iron this and make me a cuppa coffee"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol thats D:censored: Funny!
 
Originally posted by lotus350
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I didn't think that would fly by unnoticed.:p

BTW, good one HRT! I'm gonna try it on my wife tonight.
 
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