You know you're Arkansan if ...

[LoudMusic]

• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waitin' to pass a tractor on the highway.
• Vacation means go'n thru Harrison on the way to Branson.
• You've seen all the biggest bands...ten years after their last hit.
• You measure distance in minutes.
• Down South, to you, means Louisiana.
• You know a bunch of people who have hit a deer.
• You know a few that have also hit a coyote.
• You have no problem spellin' or pronouncin' "Ouachita" or "Possum Grape". (and you know fog and dawg don't rhyme)
• You know what "Toad Suck" and "Booger Holler" are.
• Your school classes were canceled because of cold, heat, a tornado, hunting, or a livestock show.
• You've ridden the school bus for an hour...each way.
• You've ever had to switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
• Stores don't have bags or carts...they have sacks and buggies.
• You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
• You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
• You end your sentences with a preposition, for example, "Where's my coat at?".... "What's that made out of?"
• All the festivals around the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, bricks, or lumber.
• Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
• You say catty-wampus and tumped over.
• You know the difference between a deer dog, a duck dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.
• You put security lights on your house and your garage and leave both of them unlocked.
• You think the four major food groups are beef, pork, chicken, beer, beans, and Jello salad with marshmallows.
• When asked how your trip to any foreign, exotic place was you say,"It was different".
• You consider being a "Beef Queen" an honor.
• You carry jumper cables and a gas can in your car.
• You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your life.
• You know what a "cow drop" is.
• You have your own secret bbq sauce.
• You know how to snipe hunt.
• You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
• You visit the Arkansas State Fair mainly to see your neighbor's prize chicken.
• You've been invited to or had a bunkin' party.
• You send this email on to some Arkansas friends (and others), 'cuz ya know it's all true, darlin'.

 

[milefile]

You know your Arkansan if you have disturbingly long, narrow, bony hands with thick, weird fingers and oversized thumbs.

Or, if you're a man...

 

[LoudMusic]

What?

 

[Danny]

 

[ceiling_fan]

Am I the only person who liked this? Oh well

300th POST!!! yay.