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(!!!WARNING TO ALL NON-NASCAR FANS!!! You will not get these jokes)
You start tailing cars to draft and save fuel
You plan trips with mostly left turns (excludes Robby Gordon fans)
You spin out the guy who cut you off at then intersection
You hand out race radios for cummunication on road trips
You ask a guy at a new car dealer to take a demo out for 'Happy Hour Practice'
Your tires are worn out, and decide on a 2-tire strategy to minimize repiar time
Somebody nearly rearends you, and you yell "Who do you think you are, Tony Stewart?"
You call the most disliked student in class Jeff Gordon
You call the most liked student in class Dale Junior
There are many cars on the interstate. But you only see Intrepids, Montes, Tauruses, Tbirds ect
You're back at the dealer, checking out the new Prius. After looking at the window sticker, you ask "Must have that new DEI plate package, huh?"
Your neighbor's new Intrepid has fuel mileage issues. Your advice: "Next time try using the Penske motor package"
Somebody's steering is out of alignment, it pulls to the left. But you, the mechanic, ask, "Nah, it pulls just fine. You could use some camber though."
You only buy Goodyear Eagles
You only go to Sunoco for gas
You're doing 25 under in an old persons community, trailing a 90-year-old in a Buick LeSabre. You tell your son: "Must be Morgan Shephard behind the wheel"
An accident happens 1000 feet in fornt of you. You slow down to 15 mph for a caution.
It's been 107 games since your bowling buddy broke 150. When he finally does on the 108th try, you say "I'll bet you feel like Rusty Wallace"
You're in Bolivia, where they bless cars (im not kidding, they do). Somebody accidentally drops champain bottle on their car. You think to yourself, Is this the Bolivians's version of the Aaron's 499?
You spend weeks researching your next set of shocks
You insist on wearing a helmet and HANS device for routine driving
In attempt to outdo the Joneses next door, you buy a Gatorade in-car drinking system to hold your Starbucks
You call cops 'Nextel Officials'
You wax your car purely for an aerodynamic advantage
Your car is a Mazda RX-8. You put 400 pounds of sand in the trunk to meet minimal weight requirements
You come up to a yellow light and stop tell your son who's learning to drive, "Now, son, nowadays you have to stop on yellow. But in 2003, you could race to the light, then slow down at the crosswalk line"
You own a Nextel Driver's phone
You start tailing cars to draft and save fuel
You plan trips with mostly left turns (excludes Robby Gordon fans)
You spin out the guy who cut you off at then intersection
You hand out race radios for cummunication on road trips
You ask a guy at a new car dealer to take a demo out for 'Happy Hour Practice'
Your tires are worn out, and decide on a 2-tire strategy to minimize repiar time
Somebody nearly rearends you, and you yell "Who do you think you are, Tony Stewart?"
You call the most disliked student in class Jeff Gordon
You call the most liked student in class Dale Junior
There are many cars on the interstate. But you only see Intrepids, Montes, Tauruses, Tbirds ect
You're back at the dealer, checking out the new Prius. After looking at the window sticker, you ask "Must have that new DEI plate package, huh?"
Your neighbor's new Intrepid has fuel mileage issues. Your advice: "Next time try using the Penske motor package"
Somebody's steering is out of alignment, it pulls to the left. But you, the mechanic, ask, "Nah, it pulls just fine. You could use some camber though."
You only buy Goodyear Eagles
You only go to Sunoco for gas
You're doing 25 under in an old persons community, trailing a 90-year-old in a Buick LeSabre. You tell your son: "Must be Morgan Shephard behind the wheel"
An accident happens 1000 feet in fornt of you. You slow down to 15 mph for a caution.
It's been 107 games since your bowling buddy broke 150. When he finally does on the 108th try, you say "I'll bet you feel like Rusty Wallace"
You're in Bolivia, where they bless cars (im not kidding, they do). Somebody accidentally drops champain bottle on their car. You think to yourself, Is this the Bolivians's version of the Aaron's 499?
You spend weeks researching your next set of shocks
You insist on wearing a helmet and HANS device for routine driving
In attempt to outdo the Joneses next door, you buy a Gatorade in-car drinking system to hold your Starbucks
You call cops 'Nextel Officials'
You wax your car purely for an aerodynamic advantage
Your car is a Mazda RX-8. You put 400 pounds of sand in the trunk to meet minimal weight requirements
You come up to a yellow light and stop tell your son who's learning to drive, "Now, son, nowadays you have to stop on yellow. But in 2003, you could race to the light, then slow down at the crosswalk line"
You own a Nextel Driver's phone
