You may/may not be a...

[NotThePrez]

I just had one of my famous random ideas. There is this American Comedian named Jeff Foxworthy. One of the jokes that Jeff is most famous for is his list of things that tell whether a person may or may not be a redneck. Now what I thought of is that people can post their own jokes about things like this. It can be something about rednecks, or other things you may come up with. Hopefully this will catch on.

Here is a video to help you guys get started. It's the best I could find, and the part I'm talking about starts at around 3:26.

 

[TB]

You might be a Redneck if you finally get the jokes 17 years later.

 

[AMG.]

Nice, but I have to ask this
@ 5m19s
Someone yells Hodown and girlfiend hits the floor

euh, what does that mean?

AMG.

 

[Touring Mars]

Hoedown/"Ho, down!" (with "Ho" meaning whore)

 

[gnomefromnome]

You may be an Alaskan Native if you used a bed sheet as a curtain.

I need to find my list somewhere

 

[TheBook]

You might be a Michigander if you can do 75mph through a blizzard and not bat an eye.

(Guess I need some practice then...)

 

[Northstar]

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has more turns than a NASCAR race.

 

[dylansan]

This reminds me of a thread I made a looong time ago.
Similar, but I like this one better.

You may be involved in Massachusetts politics if you use a fork to eat soup just because the other states use spoons.