Your Best, Worst, Funniest and downright crazy GTA moments!

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Basically what the title says! but there are some rules to adhere to.

1. Screenshots not necessary although they would be a nice touch
2. All GTA games III-IV inc. VC Stories & LC Stories. None of the very early games e.g II, I as they have little/no hilarity or action.
3. Keep Rumours, Scary happenings etc. to a minimum unless linked to something else you are talking about or a previous post. There is a thread for your Bigfoot and Ghost Car Findings.
4. We dont want to hear EVERY time you murder an elderly woman (although please do mention it, it can be rather funny!)
5. Lastly, We Accept Cheat Codes but keep to the topic.

So Post Away! :sly:

Danster,
 
Hard to narrow it down, but the other night online, free mode private taking on the LCPD. It's all going well, up to 5 stars (me as passenger in a car fending them off as they chase) I run out of bullets, no biggy so we carried on running. Then the driver disconnects and im sat in the back of a car with 4 cop cars around me, I desperately get out the car in an attempt to get in the driving seat. BOOM shotgun to the face sends me flying to the floor about a foot into the air. Chase over.


EDIT: Thought of my best moment, online being chased by other players acting as cops. I run to a helicopter and one of the other guys gives chase in another chopper. I fly off into the distance, take a long turn going back around, slam my choppers nose into his side and knock off his tail! Chopper takedown!!!
 
The first time I collided with a chopper and knocked their tail off I thought it was hiliarious :lol: I'll have a think about more moments like that.
 
homeforsummer
The first time I collided with a chopper and knocked their tail off I thought it was hiliarious :lol: I'll have a think about more moments like that.
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Its even more hilarious when the guys when of your friends, ultimate bragging rights.
 
Mines has got to be the bomb moment in GTAIII, It was the mission for cipriani i think, where you had to arm the car with a bomb, drive it back to the cafe and arm the bomb. I never parked the car straight enough I got out of the car while the bomb was armed, a message came up telling me about my bad parking, then I got back into the car and the next message was: WASTED. Moment of pure stupidity
 
In GTA4, when I first unlocked Alderney, I was exploring it and found the prison in the South of the island.

I wondered if there was a way in, so I looked around and found a ramp that might launch me into the prison, and it worked. I was driving around the prison yard, and prisoners and guards are ignoring me. So, I did the obvious and started running inmates down in the car. After a while, this pissed off the guards who started shooting at me, and then my wanted level went up to 3 or 4 stars and guards were all over the place shooting at me and the police chopper was flying overhead.

I thought, I gotta get out of here! So I started driving around the prison yard, trying to find a way to escape, and Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" came on the radio. The timing of the song coming on the radio was just awesome. Just because it was so perfect, I kept driving around trying to stay alive until the song was over, before abandoning the car and making a run for it on foot and eventually escaping over the wall, jacking a passing car and escaping to safety.

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we dont like it
So were getting up and going down

It's a great rock song and it came on as if someone was directing my game and reckoned it would make for the perfect music to accompany the scene.
 
My best moment was getting on a gas tank with my friend (Not petrol tanks) then shooting the lid to see our bodies fly about at least as high you could probably go with a helicopter, estimated hang time was at least 20 seconds.
 
KieranMurphy
In GTA4, when I first unlocked Alderney, I was exploring it and found the prison in the South of the island.

I wondered if there was a way in, so I looked around and found a ramp that might launch me into the prison, and it worked. I was driving around the prison yard, and prisoners and guards are ignoring me. So, I did the obvious and started running inmates down in the car. After a while, this pissed off the guards who started shooting at me, and then my wanted level went up to 3 or 4 stars and guards were all over the place shooting at me and the police chopper was flying overhead.

I thought, I gotta get out of here! So I started driving around the prison yard, trying to find a way to escape, and Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" came on the radio. The timing of the song coming on the radio was just awesome. Just because it was so perfect, I kept driving around trying to stay alive until the song was over, before abandoning the car and making a run for it on foot and eventually escaping over the wall, jacking a passing car and escaping to safety.

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we dont like it
So were getting up and going down

It's a great rock song and it came on as if someone was directing my game and reckoned it would make for the perfect music to accompany the scene.
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Don't the front gates open? they do online
 
Online momments GTA4

~ 4 people in game
~ 2 had headset + me
~ chased them down and sniped them (headshots FTW)
~ They yelled and like ran away
~ chased lol
~ They got out ran then I mowed them over
~ 2 vs 1's for 10 mins
~ Me with 10 kills on both players and 0 deaths lol
~ Commented on how I was so good (yea!!!)
~ Left game lol




GTP game Deathmatch momment

~ Betrays GTP in team deathmatch
~ Kills the other 4 GTP's countlessly
~ 0 deaths I believe, maybe 1 not sure but It was domination.



GTP team deathmatch round 2

~ Gets a sniper
~ Famine and Surshot come up with a infernus
~ Snipe driver dead lol
~ snipe passenger dead
~ multiple carbine kills
~ car runs me over (ped)
~ domination and 1 death lol



Random Free Mode game

~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Kicked....



Another Free mode

~ Idiot messages me saying cant kill him... (hiding in museum)
~ Goes to museum and kills him easy
~ messages back saying I wasnt ready :lol:



Free mode airport

~ 3 people only
~ 2 vs 1
~ I have carbine and they have AK47 + pistol
~ Massacare for 10 mins
~ Log is filled with GTP_Fujiwara + picture lol on phone
~ one friend requests me lol ( suck up)



GTA is in the past its CoD5 for me now!!!
 
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Dragonistic
Don't the front gates open? they do online
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Maybe they do, I don't know. At the time, I was simply driving around the prison looking for a way in and found a ramp that allowed me to use a fast car to jump the wall. The resulting mayhem is the whole point of my story.
 
It's actually quite funny watching noobs in choppers trying to LAND on and crush my car. Then next thing you know, the blades fall off and they are sitting there getting owned. Silly silly people.
 
KieranMurphy
Maybe they do, I don't know. At the time, I was simply driving around the prison looking for a way in and found a ramp that allowed me to use a fast car to jump the wall. The resulting mayhem is the whole point of my story.
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Oh I would've opted for the ramp to :)

I was just saying for future reference.

Does sound like fun, i may try a prison rampage myself.
 
Everytime I play online something funny is bound to happen. I love sniping! If anyone of you play Team Deathmatch a lot you should add me. My id is thedenvershop666
 
Fujiwara-kun
Random Free Mode game

~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Snipe
~ Kicked....
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Yup, had that before. Myself and a mate were online at the airport, he had a rocket launcher on one terminal and I had a sniper rifle on the other. We got dozens of people but it didn't last long before we both got kicked...

Another Free mode

~ Idiot messages me saying cant kill him... (hiding in museum)
~ Goes to museum and kills him easy
~ messages back saying I wasnt ready :lol:
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Hah, that's why you should never invite someone with a claim like that!
 
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