Alright, so, i was hoping that my short review would be enough, but as it turns out, it wasn't.
I would end it right here, because of the title card, but what is it gonna do? cut me o-
THE ALPHA ALFA
STARRING
THE ALFA ROMEO GT
....And some other Alfas.
Oh wow! it did! anyways, The Alfa Romeo GT was relaxing at Syracuse, when the Brera and the GTV
came up to him and started arguing about which is the better Alfa
They argued for 5 minutes, and then the sensible 156 got done with his meeting.
He saw the other Alfas arguing, asked what was going on, and then replied
"
You blithering morons! Arguing won't give you answers to that question, how about whoever gets the fastest time on a certain track is declared the best Alfa?"
"
And which track shall that be?" asked the GTV
"
I... Hadn't really thought about that."
Then the Alfa GT said "
I know! how about we tune ourselves to 500PP, and do 5 laps to get the best time on Suzuka East?"
The others agreed, so then the other Alfas tried inviting some other Alfas, without much luck.
GTV tried inviting his twin, the Spider 3.0i, he agreed, but broke down on the way.
156 tried inviting his older brother, 155, but as it turns out, he was racing 40 laps on Nurburgring.
Brera tried inviting the 8C, seeing as he was 500PP already, but he declined because the other Alfas aren't rich enough.
So the next day, the 4 Alfas went to Suzuka East, with the Brera going first because he is premium.
He did 2 Laps without getting penalties, the other 3 he did because he accidentally went off-road. His best time being 1:02,045
Next it was the turn of the 156, but as it turns out, he wasn't that slow at all. Getting a 1:01,273 as the best lap time.
Next, the GTV did his attempt, but despite the potentially better handling, he did it in 1:01,581.
(also, can i mention how glad i am that the GTV ingame has the original look? the 2003-2004 version's front makes me go "GEHGH-GEH-G-GHG"
)
Finally, it was the turn of the GT, which just CRUSHED the 156's laptime down to the ground, getting a 0:57,852
The leaderboard being
=================
0:57,852 - Alfa GT
1:01,273 - Alfa 156
1:01,581 - Alfa GTV
1:02,045 - Alfa Brera
So the GT is the best Alfa under 100k Credits, you can imagine the GTV's reaction to finding out he was slower than both the GT AND the 156.
However, despite the fact that the GT is the best Alfa for racing, the other 3 are infinitely better for drifting, As they do have smoke comming out under their tires after turning for a while without handbraking, the GT, doesn't
And on THAT bombshell, it is time to end the review, thanks for viewing and GOOD NIGHT!.... or Day!