funniest city

audiracing · Nov 22, 2003

whicht city do think has the funniest name? I'm going with bumphauck (I'm not to sure how it's spelled) Turkey.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Well, here's my nomination:

Lorida, Florida

...so can literally say, what the F?

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

Reno: The biggest little city in the world

does that count?

Concept · Nov 22, 2003

Well, here's my nomination :

Ding Dong, TX

...so can literally say, what the F?

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Concept
Well, here's my nomination :

...so can literally say, what the F?

So can say, "Toad Suck, Arkansas?"

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

hell, nevada

The city of Chicopee which is east of me, got nominated in the top 50 for funniest names. I just never found it funny though.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Hemp, Georgia.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Muleshoe, TX.

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

Bangcock, china or where ever the hell it is.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Chappaquiddick, Massachusets.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
Bangcock, china or where ever the hell it is.

Bangkoc, is in Thialand, and I'm probably not spelling that correctly, anyhow.

Gran Turismo7058 · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Concept
Well, here's my nomination :

Ding Dong, TX

...so can literally say, what the F?

👍 What the F?

RVDNuT374 · Nov 22, 2003

How about: ****ing, Austria? :lol:

milefile · Nov 22, 2003

Bumble Bee, AZ

Gran Turismo7058 · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by RVDNuT374
How about: ****ing, Austria?

ARE YOU SERIOUS! There is a city called that? I wondering how the austrian's are handling that.

So, thats where Arnold S. is from. God damn terminator.

Pupik · Nov 22, 2003

Yes, there is a freakin', Austria....
http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp

Heh, forgot about that one.

Famine · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by pupik
Bangkoc, is in Thialand, and I'm probably not spelling that correctly, anyhow.

Bangkok WAS in Thailand, but, either due to a name change, or Westerners realising that English isn't the only language on Earth, these days it's known as "Pankot".

There's a "Phuk" and a "Phuket" in Vietnam and a "Fukuoka" in Japan (if you don't mind mis-pronouncing them).

But Britain has some of the funniest town/village names on Earth. We've got a Hairy Slide, a Broadwoodwidger and 3 entire villages (in Orkney, Shetland and Cornwall) called "Twatt".

Famine · Nov 22, 2003

Oh dear lord...

http://www.jump-around.com/tools/place-names/

Choice examples:
Arshaton Wood
Assloss
Balls Cross
Beaver Dyke
Bell End
Big End
Bishops Itchington
***** Craig (err... female dog)
*****agreen (female dog again)
Boghead
Booby Dingle
Bottom Burn
Bottom Flash
Box Bush Farm
Box Tunnel
Breasty Haw
Brown Willy
Bullyhole Bottom
Bummers Hill
Burnt Bottom
Bush Down
Bushy Bottom
Butt Hatch
Butt Mound
Butthole Lane
Buttock
Butty Moss
Camp Town
Chocolate Farm
Claggy Cott
Clitheroe
Clitsome Farm
**** Bush Hall Farm (male chicken)
**** Heads (male chicken)
**** Inn (male chicken)
**** Play (male chicken)
**** Pond (male chicken)
**** of Arran (male chicken)
Cockermouth
Cocklick End
Cocks Green
Cottagers
Coulterfanny
Crab Hole
Crackpot
Crapham Down
Crapstone
Crotch Crescent
Cuckoo's Knob
*** Hag Wood (sticky fluid)
Dancing Dicks
Dead Cow Point
Devil's Dyke
Dick Slack
Dicken-Dyke
Dickland
Dirty Gutter
Dungy Head
Dykeside
Faggot
Fanny Barks
Fanny Burn
Fanny Hill
Fartown
Fatlips Castle
Feckenham
Feltwell
Fingringhoe
Fishpits
Fistard
Foul End
Fulking Hill
Gaping Gill
Golden Balls
Great Cockup
Hairy Side
Handcock's Bottom
Hard Crag
Herbert's Hole
Hoe Rape
Hole Bottom
Hole in the Wall
Hole of Bugars
Hooker's Farm
Jughole wood
Knob Hill
Lady's Hole
Lickey End
Lickfold
Lickham Bottom
Little Cockup
Loose Bottom
Lord Hereford's Knob
Lower Dicker
Lower Piles
Lumps of Garryhorn
Lusty Hill
Menlove Gardens
Mingearraidh
Minges
Nasty
Nest of Fannich
Nob End
Panty Hill
Penishapentre
Penistone
Pett Bottom
Piddle Brook
Piddlehinton
Pishill
Pisser Clough
Poke Holes
Pratt's Bottom
Ramsbottom
Randy Pike
Rear Wood
Rimswell
Ring Burn
Rotten Bottom
Salters Lode
Sandy Balls
Shaftenhoe End
Shafton Two Gates
Shaggs
Shatton Moor
Shavington Ho
Shingay
****lington Crags (excrement)
Six Mile Bottom
Slag Hill
Smallwood
Smoker's Hole
Snatch House
Sodom
Spital Tongues
Spunkie
Tarty Burn
The Bastard
The Bog
Thong
Three Cocks
Thundergay
Titaboutie
Titsey Park
Titty Hill
Titty Ho
Tongue Head
Tongue of Gangsta
Turdees
Twathats
Twatt
Tyttenhanger
Upper Dicker
Upperthong
Wetwang
Wide Open Dykes
Willey
Willy Knot
Wyre Piddle

(the site has links with maps... Should you wish to visit "The Bastard", "Chocolate Farm", "Fanny Burn" or "Minges")...

(note to Americans... Fanny, in England, isn't quite the hole you think it is...)

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Famine
Oh dear lord...

http://www.jump-around.com/tools/place-names/
(note to Americans... Fanny, in England, isn't quite the hole you think it is...)

Isn't fanny a vagina in Australia?

Famine · Nov 22, 2003

As indeed it is in the UK.

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Famine
As indeed it is in the UK.

So it may be wise not to say im gonna smack your fanny?

Famine · Nov 22, 2003

That rather depends who you say it to...

One of the funniest things (to a Brit) an American can say is to refer to their "bumbag" as a "fanny pack"...

Attila_Da_Hun · Nov 22, 2003

Originally posted by Famine
That rather depends who you say it to...

One of the funniest things (to a Brit) an American can say is to refer to their "bumbag" as a "fanny pack"...

Yea put isn't a "bum bag" one of those things homeless dudes carry on a stick?

miniMADness · Nov 22, 2003

lol, no!!! its one of those bags with the strap around your waist. It rests just above your waistline.

Well....thats what it is to me anyway

Kelly · Nov 22, 2003

@Famines list!

Gil · Nov 22, 2003

To add to the towns that Famine brought to the party I'd like to mention a few:
Joe, Montana (the town actually changed their name for a year while Joe Montana played for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Skullbone, TN
Sweet Lips, TN (incidentally the best BBQ in Chester County can be found there)
Finger, TN (you really need to hear it pronounced "southern")
Marina, CA (only funny if you've ever used Marina brand Toilet tissue).
Ossawatamee, KS (Always make me think of "Pete's Dragon")
Fort Ord, Ca (Who the heck is this "Ord" guy anyway?)
Last, but not least: Fort Dix, NJ

1mic · Nov 23, 2003

Originally posted by Famine
Oh dear lord...
Wide Open Dykes

Gil · Nov 23, 2003

Considering your avatar 1mic, that's so much funnier when you say it. :lol:

OmicroN · Nov 23, 2003

my dad took this picture while I was driving. This is from my visit down in texas. :lol:

it was taken in missouri though.

Crayola · Nov 23, 2003

Originally posted by Famine
Bangkok WAS in Thailand, but, either due to a name change, or Westerners realising that English isn't the only language on Earth, these days it's known as "Pankot".

There's a "Phuk" and a "Phuket" in Vietnam and a "Fukuoka" in Japan (if you don't mind mis-pronouncing them).

But Britain has some of the funniest town/village names on Earth. We've got a Hairy Slide, a Broadwoodwidger and 3 entire villages (in Orkney, Shetland and Cornwall) called "Twatt".

The PH in phuket doesnt make the F sound though and its phu-ket anyway but it think thats what u meant with the "if you mispronounce them"

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