What happened to ISR's review of GT5?

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t.o.
I'm with you on this one. I think I even posted that here before. She got a nice sized rack for sure but that's about where it all ends.
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Sjees, just turn off the light, and go for the rack đź‘Ť

Nice to see a topic get lost when boobs are in the picture.
You gotta love the testosterone.
 
While their review of the game won't change my impressions and opinions of it, I do find their features to be entertaining and somewhat informative. It's also a good chance for me to check out video and reviews for games in the genre I would not otherwise have paid attention to.

BigYoSpeck
Dude quit changing the subject, people are trying to talk about the gals rack! :)

I'd sooner they left it a while to do another piece on it. Not enough has really changed with the updates yet to have much more than they have already discussed on it.
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They lost their review copy of the game in her rack. I'm assembling a search party as we speak. I baked cookies.
 
Dennisch
Sjees, just turn off the light, and go for the rack đź‘Ť

Nice to see a topic get lost when boobs are in the picture.
You gotta love the testosterone.
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I'm still waiting for them to do a show on sim motor boating.

Badumn Tsch!
 
Devedander
ASIDE from that?

Also there is a point at which a review really serves very little purpose anymore other than a found look back at how things were...
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Absoulutely all the review is going to tell me now is stuff i already know from playing it for 3 months lol.
I understand them wanting to see what they updates hold, but for gods sake have an opinion tell us what you like or dislike about the game in it's current state, then come back and do a review once you are satisfied enough adequate updates have come to change your initial review.

What about a T500RS review , " We are waiting for the PC drivers to come out " - Well i got news for ya guys, they came out on the 28th of january how long does it take to review a bloody wheel.
I could have given a half assed review after 3 days with the G27, and a full thoughtful insightful review after 2 weeks with it.
 
JGW
T500RS......Maybe they are waiting on the $250 shifter that will go with it. ;)
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That would be fine if they were, but they said they were only waiting for the PC drivers to be released.
The only review's we have to base a decision around so far is comment's from certain person's that clearly are emotionally unstable and i'm not willing to put $949 NZD down on a wheel that RC45 has told me is good one day and crap the next,and then amazing the next day.
 
They said they are finishing the game first. I guess that means 100%. I think after lvl 32 or so they could finish the review and then put out a final "summary" review when they get to 100% or when updates bring something significant to the table. Kaz said himdelf nothing "big" in this next update.

SRT should already have the 2nd part of their GT5 review out. It is ridiculous to have to be at 100% in a game like GT5 where the last 10 levels are pure "grinding" or doing the same races over and over again just to get to the final few endurance races.

SRT are putting out a lot fewer vids lately in general, but I still think most are well worth watching. I guess we have to wait for their delayed GT5 2nd half review, Fitting for GT5 I suppose
 
This thread made me laugh, but I lost all interest in Ms. Lopez when they showed her poodling along with the driving line on!! She obviously has no interest in sim racing, if she's had access to that amazing room they have for YEARS and still sucks that badly.. :(

More on topic.. I thought we were supposed to have a full review of the T500RS by now too, something is a bit fishy here..
 
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alexleighton
This thread made me laugh, but I lost all interest in Ms. Lopez when they showed her poodling along with the driving line on!! She obviously has no interest in sim racing, if she's had access to that amazing room they have for YEARS and still sucks that badly.. :(

More on topic.. I thought we were supposed to have a full review of the T500RS by now too, something is a bit fishy here..
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She's a model/presenter who is incredibly skilled at not looking repulsed by video game geeks and can read a script. Expecting her to also be able to play is just creating an unobtainable female ideal which leads to eating disorders.

Still one of the other presenters could at the very least tell her to hold the wheel at 9 and 3.

I think people are being a bit impatient on this though. I don't know if these guys actually earn their keep off ISR or if they have other endeavours to pay the bills but when I think about how far I've got in the same amount of time, and GT5 is pretty much all I play I can well understand it will be a while before they have played it in depth enough to actually say anything else worthwhile on the game.
 
BigYoSpeck
She's a model/presenter who is incredibly skilled at not looking repulsed by video game geeks and can read a script. Expecting her to also be able to play is just creating an unobtainable female ideal which leads to eating disorders.
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In other words:
She just has to stand there while they're pointing the camera at her rack.

And, appearently, it works.

But I'm kinda curious what they have to say about GT5.

My personal suggestion? They can't give it top honors, so they keep their mouth shut to not tick the GT Defense Force off.
 
I too want the rest of their review.

And Jessica has a nice rack, definitely, but I think her face is cute as well.
 
She is overrated, just some eye candy for ISR. Its fine by me though, I watch the episodes for their (ISR) oppinions, not for girls.
 
Luminis
Okay, that makes sense.

Dunno, she still looks like she only has her rack going for her.

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you're really underestimating that power then.
I am kinda disappointed it's taking so long to get the full review out. I know it's just these regular enthusiasts doing all the work, but c'mon, you have your own website. Get workin'.
 
I don't really care about their reviews. Their system of reviewing is just so dumb. A million different categories and then they average out a score.

One category is liveries.

My only complaint about the woman is that I wish she dressed sexier and I would like to see her driving in a short skirt and high heels.

The guys should do the talking about the game and the camera should stay focused on her driving in high heels, short skirt and low cut top.

Feminists would complain but ratings would be much higher. :)
 
MowTin
I don't really care about their reviews. Their system of reviewing is just so dumb. A million different categories and then they average out a score.
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My brain feels really foggy ATM.
Umm what's the problem with that?
 
MowTin
Feminists would complain but ratings would be much higher. :)
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Its a youtube based video magazine. I dont think they have to fight for ratings to stay on the network :dunce:


audi S4
I watch the episodes for their (ISR) oppinions, not for girls.
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Seconded. If I want news on racing sims and peripherals ill watch ISR. If I want girls Ill either grab my wife or if she isnt available ill load up spankwire
 
I actually enjoy the show sometimes. I do not view every episode, but I did watch some that interested me. Having a "show" focussing on simracing, is in itself a nice thing!

Now back on topic. Yes her tits are huge, but I am more of an ass man myself. I know that sounds weird in a lot of ways, but I think you know what I mean.

Point is the she is a fake. It´s just a big pair of boobies to wiggle around in front of a camera in order to raise the hits. She obviously does not have an interest in simracing.

Well if she would actually be into it (Kari Byron anybody??), she would be much hotter.

But can anybody blame her? After all its a job. Who sais that a news anchor has to be actually interested in ... ehm.. news. Who sais that sports commentator acutally has to be interested in.. yeah, well he propably should be.

Ahh, forget it.
 
Fastlap
Now back on topic. Yes her tits are huge, but I am more of an ass man myself. I know that sounds weird in a lot of ways, but I think you know what I mean.
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Dunno, I don't think it sounds weird. Huge rack =!= attractive girl, that's all there is to it. In my opinion, at least.
 
Fastlap
Now back on topic. Yes her tits are huge, but I am more of an ass man myself. I know that sounds weird in a lot of ways, but I think you know what I mean.
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'Well it's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.'
Kenny Powers
 
BigYoSpeck
'Well it's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.'
Kenny Powers
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Ironically, in this case, you'd want them to be in the same place (on the same body) at the same time :lol:
 

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