Mansory Bugatti Veyron Linea Vicento d' Oro (whew)... avert yer eyes, me hearties!

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Fer she may be gilt in gold, but she be black. Black as the heart of a serving wench who'd stab ye in the back with a broken bottle just fer stroking your hands over her ample bosoms after ye've had yer eight-th pint o' grog. And with o'er a hundred horses more than the rampaging stampede o' the mighty Veyron, she kicks like a mule, too.

Feast yer eyes on her gold carbon-fiber and despair... arrrrh.

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http://jalopnik.com/5606333/mansory-bugatti-veyron-over+the+top-faux-opulence-hits-new-gold-standard

I know it's utterly, shamelessly tasteless, but I kind of like it... okay?
 
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...You know those cheap roll-out carpets you can find in offices? Those little rolls of black carpet? That's what that car reminds me of, and I hate it for more reasons than that.
 
C'mon, what's not to like?

Gold wheels? Check!

Gold-inlaid carbon-fiber? (okay... it's copper... but pirates love them coppers!) Check!

Gold door handles? Check!

Gold leather? Check!

It's perfect!

If they sell even one of these, they're geniuses. For finding the most tasteless way to separate a man from his money. :lol:
 
Here's how my thoughts went.

*niky's sales pitch*
:lol:
*1st picture*
Eh..:indiff:
*2nd picture*
It doesn't look that ba-💡
*3rd picture*
...:crazy:
 
Is it Talk Like A Pirate Day? No, that's September 19th, I checked.

Hmm... Well, this might be the tackiest car I've ever seen since those numerous tuned X6's.
 
What be this day ye be yapping about? I nae be a pirate! I yam a grand mariner!

And one shot o' Grand Mariner short of bein' in Davy Jones' toilet, mind ye. I wonder if tis gold-plated, too.
 
Genius, I didn't know Google translate had a sea shanty setting...if it hasn't I want some of what Niky's pouring on his cornflakes.

As for the car I think it's one of their more tasteful creations but that's like saying that's one of the better turds I've trod in today.
 
So much hillarity in this thread... and only some of it Mansory related :lol:
 
Ah, Mansory, what a joke (or very clever) your renditions are.
 
I just choked a little when I saw this thread! :crazy:

It would look good as a Hot Wheels car but in real life its absolutely tasteless and probably the ugliest colour scheme I have ever seen on a supercar. Maybe they created it as some sort of joke to see if anyone could be tacky enough to purchase one!

I'm interested to know though if Mansory are going to do a Vincero based on the Super Sport version of the Veyron. If they can get an extra 108HP out of the standard car I want to see what they can do with the SS's engine! :scared: Now that I would be interested in (paintjob excluded).

Mansory used to be quite reasonable (the Mansory Conquistador looked quite cool) but now its like they are purposely trying to run the brand into the ground.

Robin.
 
Robin.
Mansory used to be quite reasonable (the Mansory Conquistador looked quite cool) but now its like they are purposely trying to run the brand into the ground.

Robin.
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The Conquistador?
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Errh... I'd crack another pirate joke, but this one be too easy.

Then again: All it be lacking is Kato and some green lights...
 
At least we can now single out people with zero taste from a mile off.
 
Moglet
At least we can now single out people with zero taste from a mile off.
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They'll be flying the automotive Jolly Roger, no doubt. Just noticed the interior LED pinstriping. I am so going to do that with my car.
 
God almighty, who would be bonkers enough to pay loads of cash to have a ultra-rare-expensive-exotic-fantastic car ruined like that?
 
niky
They'll be flying the automotive Jolly Roger, no doubt. Just noticed the interior LED pinstriping. I am so going to do that with my car.
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And then one of the LEDs dies...
 
niky
They'll be flying the automotive Jolly Roger, no doubt. Just noticed the interior LED pinstriping. I am so going to do that with my car.
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Eric.
And then one of the LEDs dies...
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And then Mansory charges you $4700 to replace that single LED. :p

As to the car, I've just died a little inside.........that's just as ridiculous as making a Ferrari Enzo out of lead, I'll laugh at the first person who does buy it, IF it ever gets sold.
 
As stupid as it looks, you'd get a lot of poontang in that car, which makes it all worth it.
 
My life! That one, yes the one right there looks absolutely terrible in my opinion. What a waste of money to produce such this thing? Doesn't even look nice if someone ever thought of so...

Tiddy
I find it laughable people make the effort to produce something that awful.
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And I agree with this 👍
 
Couldn't they have just called it the Mansory Veyron rather than chucking the name of a small Fiat and what I can only assume is a supermarket wine brand in for good measure? Thankfully though I think that's just a Photoshop. And that's what I'll keep believing so I can actually sleep tonight.
 
Y'know what...If everything gold was painted instead of plated...and the interior was completely black...and that stupid Mansory grille was replaced with a standard one...I'd rock it. It's JPS-ish.
 

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