๐–ฃ Thread where "NeoShinron" & all his Forbiddden Insights / "~Quest to Drive 'Bad-ER'~" have been sealed forever ๐–ฃ

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Unfortunately I had to "x-out" some of the symptoms that don't appear to fit the diagnosis.

Listen....

I already promised God....
That I wasn't gonna' "have fun" with this.

Since I don't wanna go to "Heck" (BTW.... Christians? - They were right THE WHOLE TIME! - Unfortunately... Because that's true...
When Revelatons speaks of "A devious evil Leader who will rise to power and lead formerly pious Souls Astray... By tricking them into thinking that HE.... Is actually "Holy".... And uhhh.... "Not Evil"....)

((Yeah unfortunately some "Charlitan World Leader known for lying and also having this sort of 'Fan-Cult' full of Believers who are mainly Christian.... Well I just hope that guy is SERIOUS... When he holds up the bible and says that "Deuteronomy 22:28-29" is his "Favorite Bible verse" - I just hope that world leader is REALLY a "Devout Christian" - Or else.... His arrival on the scene is the "7th Seal Breaking" - And that person may LITERALLY be.... The ANTI-CHRIST.))

I say this so you can apologize to me.

The voices I hear in my head - Are not "Schizophrenia" - It's GOD

And the "Invisible man who controls everything - And Punishes you because he loves you?"
That is ALSO God...

Fortunately - God would NEVER make a creature....
That was "Destined to go to HECK"

He wouldn't create an "Entity destined to eternally suffer"

Unless he DID.... And we just.... Can't understand why that's cool....
With our "Feable.... SINFUL... Minds..."

Opps I'm havin fun!

Gosh dangit!
 
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We're gonna get this thread BACK ON TRACK BABY!

I'm dropping the "Perfect Ultimate Gear-Ratio that works on ALL CARS/Tracks" here.

(Fun Fact: That is actually a REAL RATIO I am trying XD!
For the โ„•๐•š๐•ค๐•ค๐•’๐•Ÿ ๐•Š๐•œ๐•ช๐•๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•– ๐”พ๐•‹-โ„ ๐•๏ฝฅ๐•ค๐•ก๐•–๐•” ๐•€๐•€ โ„•๐•ฆฬˆ๐•ฃ (โ„๐Ÿ›๐Ÿœ) '๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš.

To try to set "Illegal Records" on "Driving Park Begginer's Course".
[Illegal because I WILL be Bumping Cars/ Hitting Walls @ 160mph & Driving MOSTLY in the GRASS XD].
Hence the 4WD Car instead of my precious Minolta~ )
 

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(Nothin' "Crazy" in the video for once! - Yes... I drive "badly" though the grass etc. - But you CAN'T set a

๐Ÿž`๐Ÿ›๐Ÿก.๐Ÿž๐Ÿš at โ„•๐•ฆฬˆ๐•ฃ๐•“๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•˜๐•ฃ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ while driving "100% Badly".)

This was my first recorded attempt... (I think I look at my track records at the start - I've already shaved 24 seconds off this time - Haven't uploaded.)​

 
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6`20 & some miliseconds~

New personal best...

I dunno why I'm puttin this here...

(It's better than a "Ransom note about Schizophrenia" or... "A diatribe about racism as it applies to 'non-American countries'.")

It's got CARS in it! back on track baby!



I'm just "getting into" like... Improving lap-times on this track...
Ummm... My ENTIRE current plan... Is to "Use MAX Nitrous... And use it EARLY (saving ONE "Red Box" for the long straight to help me hit max speed faster) - And then - If I "mess up" (and buddy... MY... definiton... Of "Mess up"... Involves FACING THE WRONG DIRECTION [at a FULL STOP BTW!... A "Recovered Spin-out" MAY BE KEPT! XD - If I'm somehow still going 40mph by the time I get back on track]. ;) - If I mess up before I'm oughtta' NOยฒ - Restart.

Since I plan on messing up... 1000s of times... It's best to just get it oughtta the way early XD.
(Problem with THIS approach is... I'm not learning the... Last 50% of the track.)
 
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Trying to "merge" posts...
(And apparently ya can't DELETE a post! XD)

So now I gotta "Throw some content" here...
 

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Working on "Nur" now.
(Somehow my "B-Spec Bob" Pulled a 5`50! - So I'm trying to improve by chasing that ghost.)
 
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Here is a picture of a "Trick" I just "re-invented"

I decided I wanted to TRY - The "Harden Body / Install Roll-Cage" thing you can do in the section with "Lightweight stage X" etc

But I hear it's.... "Un-Undoable" (<--- For such a "good writer".... I don't know many words..... correctly XD)

*ahem - yer stuck with it!

So I COPIED MY SAVE... And expected to... Copy my EXACT MINOLTA....

Oh NO....โ€ฝ

I GOT A BRAND NEW ONE!!โ€ฝโ€ฝ (Restored any lost HP from driving!)
Pictured is their horsepower compared

(Higher HP is BRAND NEW WITH the "Virgin oil change".)
(And I GUESS if anybody on Earth... Cared... at ALL.... About how much...
Some stupid guy on an "old-school message board... Was driving his "Fake Car" -
That "Old Minolta?" ALSO - Is fresh off an Oil Change, and had every HP increasing thing possible done to it...
So THAT "Horsepower degredation"... Is how much time I been driving that minolta... Which I got I believe on
Feb 14th of this year [Sadly... I remember the date... Because the Minolta.... WAS MY DATE that day XD.... " :(" ].)

(I am not really sad! XD - [I TRANSCENDED being "Controlled by women" - {OR MEN - But I've never been gay... okay?} - LONG AGO!].)
 

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You could say my philosophy is:

"Life is too short... Be what you are... If you do something interesting in the process... Cool.
- Oh and.... Don't just 'TOUCH Grass'... Drive on it."

Oh And.... 5`49.998


Beating the "Ghost" I been chasing (A "B-Spec Bob" lap which.... Stays on the track XD)

Yeah... I beat... "Good driving" with... "YOLO Driving" - And... I'm not gonna get any worse.

I AM gonna take a break though... I did my thing where I got... "Too into this."
To avoid a "burn out"... I'm going to go back to "turbo lvl 3".... in LIFE man~ Exhales
 
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Every single "Chance I took" - And like... "Wall I hit..."
WORKED IN MY FAVOR....

(AND - I drove better than I've ever driven in my LIFE!!! Which is odd... Cuz I was about to QUIT! - [Having SLIGHTLY "messed up" in like the first 20 seconds of the race - {I have started quitting VERY early if I mess up early AT ALL.}-].)

Well here it is...
I probably wont beat this for a while...

Nรผrburgring Nordschleife 5`34 498



NOTE: - The replay is listing my HORSPOWER WRONG! (It's like 1,223hp or sumthin - the max for minolta with fresh oil)
 
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Ummm....

[0`15.900] on Beginner Course XD!!!!
("Illegal driving" - Grass/walls etc)

I UPLOADED WRONG VIEDO - HERE IS THE OTHER ONE





THIS... Is what happens when...

"LUCK meets SKILL... Meets... "Obsessive 'Grinding' at VideoGames."
 
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0`15.062 - Beginner Course (+ a "Fun one")

((I held the E-Brake.... AND the GAS.... AND Turned... AT the SAME TIME! - [To good effect!].))

 
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New Personal Best
(In order to keep Shaving Seconds off... Im having to drive on.... (Shutters in disgust)
"The 'Road'.."....)

(But it WORKS! Who woulda' thought drive OUTSIDE OF THE GRASS could actually IMPROVE LAP TIMES!?!?!?)
 

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