1.083x Premium up for Grabs!

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The truth is, had I know this was going on, I would have participated. If it's still going on, then I'm willing to put up an "entry". Though I doubt it is.
 
Please do tell of our phrases. I've been waiting to read the ridiculousness. :D
 
I'd quite like to see all the other ones - plus to see if someone beat me - seeing as the last time the original post was edited was the 9th (I think).
 
I'll give him a prod. I'm sure he'll post all the entries up for you now the competition is over, I'd quite like to see them too!!
 
I forgot about the contest, but I have to imagine that someone wrote a sentence the easy way: "I Am..." followed by as many adjectives as you can make from chemical symbols.
 
I would post mine, but I'm too lazy to hunt it down in my PM's. :p
 
I wasn't eligible, but I made the following entry for a giggle. :trouble:
(Elements are alternately labelled in Red & Black.)

HI, I WISH ThAt I WAs ClOsEr BY, SO I CaN PUNCH FAmInE's ArM oR bITe HIS eAr FOR nOT cArInG aBOUT hIS "cONTeST lIKE" sCaM gOInG dOWN As A cLaSSiC RuSe ThAt He IS USiNG a As A gRaNd CoVEr UP FOR uNLaWFUL rInGeR nOISEs WHICH CaN Be RuNG aS SOUNDs ThAt ArE uNUSUAl, ThUS CaN OFTeN Be CoNFUSeD, bY bUSY CoPS, FOR hOUNdS, rAcOONS, FAlCoNS OR bLaCK BeArS HoWLiNG aT a BiG aNd SHInY MoON, WHICH HAs A rAtHeR uNUSUAl CHArAcTeR aNd CReVICeS cAuSeD bY GaS OR bY WAtEr I'M tHInKInG, aLaS, BUT i'M nOT cONVInCeD, yOU CaN bE sURe OF ThIS!
 
Right... *cracks knuckles*

In ascending order of sentence length:

Impreza Addict
MoRe BiTeS OF ThAt CrOW.
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High-Test
PrAcTiCe MoRe AmPuTaTiONS, FrAu LuNa, As ThAt ThErAmIn WOUNdS NOSEs.
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TGM Tiddy
HePITiTiS CaN CaUSe XeNON-NiCOTiNe SLiPS In BINS At TiPS In FeNS RaN BY COPS.
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Pamu1337
WHeN I WAs ON ThIS SiTe, I FOUNd ThIS FAmINe, WHO HAs MoRe MoNeY, SO He SeNdS US ThIS CuP, WHeRe I CaN WIN In SeVErAl FAsHIONS, SUCH As VErY CrYPtIC LiNEs As ThIS ONe, BY PAmU, WHO WINS.
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TB
Physical sex, also known as copulation, is more fun with armoires and featherbeds in cloudy mountainous Inns than itchy hyperbaric chambers, you horny, seasick :censored:er.
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80Y 2C2
I, AlAsTaIr NiCOLi, BaRe IN HIS CaBIN (NO FrOCK, NO PINK LaCY KNICKErS) , HeAr NOISY WReNS SNORe IN ClOUDy SKY (NO SUN) , As ONe MoRe FLaSH, PaCY PINK AsCArI BUS (SO NOISY!) RaCEs ArOUNd ThAt FINAl BeNd BeFORe He SmAsHES At ThAt POISONOUS “IrON SPOON”, AT WHICH HIS TaNK ErUPtS IN VICIOUS, HoMoGeNOUS LiCKS OF FIRe.
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The single word leaderboard is a tie between TB's "featherbeds" and "mountainous" and High-Test's "amputations".

Seeing as 80Y 2C2, TB and indeed Smallhorses (I'm not even going to add up yours) all have Premium already by hook or by crook, the year will go to Pamu and the month to High-Test. I'm also throwing a month the way of LongbowX who 80Y nominated in his stead should he win.
 
*Happy with one year premium :)*
I really LOLed at some of those sentences there (especially Smallhorses & TB)
 
Congrats, PaMu and H-T. :cheers:

I am more than a little disappointed that there were only 5 entries, 2 of which didn't count. :guilty:
 

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