I deserve it because it coupled with Chuck Norris's beard punch will allow me to activate the lost powers of the Mayans to save the free world from Sarah Palin and her evil army of Robot-Nazi-Zombies. But don't fret, i still have an ace up my sleeve if don't give me the car, it is the combined forces of all the Moose (whats the plural, is it 's' or 'ie' or 'meese' or 'el'?) of North America to go all Metal Gear Solid on her and snipe her ass with a helicopter.
So, where do the BMW and the lost mayan civilization come in? well, you know how the mayan calender runs up in 2012? Well thats because the car contains a calender extension encoded in cylinder walls (in mayan hieroglyphs) telling what days the important bank holidays fall on for the next 12 (V12) years. With out this, the moon men who eat moon cheese will need to invade wisconsin to get more cheese but for some reason they will start a mass nuclear war with the russians.....
I dont know where i am going with this.
But please im tired, i've had a crappy day, please cheer me up.
Thanks
So, where do the BMW and the lost mayan civilization come in? well, you know how the mayan calender runs up in 2012? Well thats because the car contains a calender extension encoded in cylinder walls (in mayan hieroglyphs) telling what days the important bank holidays fall on for the next 12 (V12) years. With out this, the moon men who eat moon cheese will need to invade wisconsin to get more cheese but for some reason they will start a mass nuclear war with the russians.....
I dont know where i am going with this.
But please im tired, i've had a crappy day, please cheer me up.
Thanks
