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This is the message log of a....umm.....strange conversation that went on. Now, mind you some decision-altering substances were in play, but it was all out of good fun. This happened in the wee hours of the morning about a week ago. Now, this is in no way meant to offend tuners and again, its all out of good fun.
Here it is:
360rider: heyhey
360rider: my offer was rejected
downright rejeceted
360rider: in a swift NO
360rider: guess i was destined for a hyundai accent
Cano: O_o what offer?
Cano: oh, the old camaro?
Cano: =( damn
360rider: the camaro witht he 350 swap
360rider: yea
360rider:
Cano: yeah
Cano: sad :_(
Cano: welll... then you really gonna get a hyundai accent
360rider: i guess so
360rider: back to my turbochagin idea
Cano: :blagh: how about some 3 wings?
360rider: nononono
360rider: no wings man
360rider: have you read my post in teh "you dont own the road" thread?
360rider: i went all out
360rider: lol
Cano: dang no, I've been busy with the site, sorry
Cano: i'll go ina moment, just lemme finish wtriting this
360rider: oh yeah.....hows that coming along?
Cano: and I think you should really instal some wings
Cano: two at least
Cano: and add a carbon fiber sticker to the hood
Cano: and some monstruous, mesh-shod fascias
Cano: with strobes
Cano: and neoned undercarriage
360rider: hehehe
360rider: how aobut....
360rider: no?
Cano: along with TWO muflers the size of milk cans
360rider: haha
360rider: stupid fart cans
Cano: and paint it green.
Cano: with blue flames
360rider: lol
Cano: you knoe, those flames that in some point they look like lightning
Cano: and in some other points like flames
Cano: and a big, bad "tribal" sticker in the top of the windshield
Cano: color-keyed with wither your car or the flames
360rider: oh the humanity:'(
Cano: and...
Cano: mmhh hold on
Cano: oh, of course!!! all those stickers of brands the car doesnt has!!!
Cano: NOS
Cano: NX
Cano: Sparco
Cano: Nology
Cano: Neuspeed
Cano: Nismo
Cano: Greddy
Cano: Spoon
Cano: some more NOS
Cano: VTEC
360rider: hahah
360rider: vtec in a hyundai
Cano: and in a kanji-style lettering... the gorgeous:
Cano: "HYUNDAI"
360rider: SPOON in a hyuundai(drool)
Cano: all over your CF hood
360rider: hahaha
Cano: yeah, vtec with nismo parts
Cano: hold on, im NOT done
Cano: get some "angel eyes" for your headlights
Cano: and add clear, three-spot tallpamps
360rider: :'(
Cano: or carbon fiber ones
Cano: or to hell, go with the classic altezzas!
360rider: (H)
Cano: you can't beat altezzas!
Cano: aah, and of course
Cano: make you trunk open vertically
360rider: YES
Cano: and mold into it the license plate holder
360rider: i was just thinking that
360rider: i swear to beer occifer...this aint god!
Cano: because your rear fascia is gonna be smoooth, with just two recesses for your two big cannons
360rider: cannons
360rider: i like that
Cano: and of course, neon the license plate holder too
360rider: but ofcourse
Cano: mmhh... we said three wings, right?
Cano: one of those that has two stories
Cano: made of "aluminum"
Cano: that looks as cheap as *gasp*the rest of your car
Cano: then add another "small"one in the top of the rear windshield
Cano: one of those made of fiberglass with a stoplight included
Cano: and IN YOUR TOP
Cano: install the other one
Cano: a small one
Cano: that will just proturde some 30 cms
Cano: AAAAH AND OF COURSE!
Cano: the air intake to the interior!!!!!!!!
Cano: in your top. mesh-shod
Cano: ram air to the seats!!!!!!!!
360rider: (H)
Cano: then add some... mmhh...
360rider: we need our air conditioning too you know
360rider: haha
Cano: what wheels should be good?
360rider: your dying on me eddd!
360rider: your losing your touch
Cano: yeah, I know
Cano: mmhh... some... niche wheels!!!
Cano: or even better, some arellis
360rider: lol
360rider: what about some fake tenzo R's?
Cano: in some 20 inch zise, shod with bfg color-threaded tires
Cano: ooh, yeah, thoise would be nice too
Cano: painted the colour of the flmaes
Cano: flames*
Cano: and of course, fake vetilated brakes
Cano: withhotwire all over them
Cano: so they glo, y0!
360rider: hahahaha
360rider: yooooooo
360rider: wait
360rider: were forgetting somrething
360rider: something vital ed
Cano: XD
360rider: cmon
360rider: you knwo what it is
Cano: what what? O.O
360rider: a ricemobile isnt complete without it
Cano: come on, fo' shiscle (or whatetever the hell it is) tell me!!
360rider: NAAAWWSSSSS
Cano: aah, the interior!
360rider: NOS maybe?^o)
Cano: and the stupidly big, take-off-the-rear-seat sound system????
360rider: yea
360rider: maybe
Cano: hahaha you have your 4 stickers, that is enough!!!
360rider: this is like pushing 30 grand man
360rider: lol
Cano: your interior will be yellow leatherette
360rider: PLEATHER!
Cano: with a retrimmed Budnik billet steering wheel
Cano: and fivberglass custom pannels everywhere
Cano: and guess what?
Cano: all your plastic interior is gonna be airbrushed
360rider: NAWWWSS
360rider: ooooooooooooo
Cano: with women motiffs
Cano: hahahaha
Cano: you'll have 7 amplifiers
Cano: four 14 inch woofers
360rider: WHOA MAMA
Cano: hhahaha not, soemthing more explicit (:
360rider: wont find much more explicit than that
Cano: and one big 17 incher in the middle of all your instead-of-.the-rear-seat fiberglass pannels
360rider: hod on
360rider: let me see how big that is with my hands
Cano: painted yellow and... flamed. and womened.
360rider: haha
Cano: your headliner will have sewed blue flames
360rider: new signature right there
Cano: and your conselo is gonna host TWO DVDs players
Cano: console*
360rider: WHOA!
Cano: a little LCD screen
360rider: and a ps2 and a xbox
360rider: and agame cube
360rider: heck why not a whole pc
Cano: two stereos
Cano: of course
Cano: every videogame available
Cano: and yeah, a navigation system using windows 95 XDXDXD lololol!
Cano: and guess what? it's gonna be ALL neoned
Cano: and it will all be contoured by hot wire
Cano: blue neons, green hotwire
Cano: over your yellow interior
Cano: with type-X seats retrimmed in yellow
Cano: and Matrix seatbelt pods
Cano: and of course, an amazing array of useless gauges
Cano: in each of the pilars
Cano: and the glovebox
Cano: and in the top of your amazing fiberglass dash...
360rider: 7 TACHS!
Cano: a Tenzo-X tach almost the diameter of your steering wheels
360rider: all varying in size from 1 inch diameter to 9 inch diameter
360rider: YES
Cano: hahahaoh, ok
Cano: I like that much more
Cano: and... CHROMED!
360rider: but ofcourse
360rider: and blue neoned
360rider: witha hotwired needle
360rider: in pink
Cano: oh... your seats wil have sewed blue flames too
Cano: hahahaha cool detail, you are starting to get it
360rider: with a pink outline
360rider: umm
Cano: hahahha
360rider: how bout some neons in my rim spokes
360rider: and a tv inside my hood
Cano: and in your dash, the airbrushed words...
360rider: and neons on my turbo's turbine
Cano: "BAD ACCENT"
Cano: nop, your rim spokes will have those little colour strobes that blink
Cano: yes, the screen in the engine is an absolute must
360rider: cool
360rider: ofcourse
360rider: what aboutthe turbine light?
Cano: along with another array of useless gauges.
360rider: and glowing pressure guages everywhere
Cano: mmhh... yeah, maybe. all the plastic-coddled engine will have airbrushed women too
Cano: and oooooh, of course!!!!
Cano: in your gigantic front fascia hole, one of those fake intercooler kits they are selling now
Cano: complete with NOS guzzler
360rider: COOOL
360rider: does it have neons to?
Cano: ah, yeah, if you want
Cano: yur engine will be almost stock except for the addition of the turbo, and some NOS lines
Cano: making for an honest 250 hp
360rider: in a 4banger
360rider: that has been wighed down by that 17 inch sub
360rider: my god thats bigger than the cars tire
Cano: and, of course, your 3 CHROMED NOS bottles will be instaled in the middle of both front seats
360rider: COOOL
360rider: and two in the hood
360rider: and 4 in the turnk
Cano: yes.
Cano: and of course
360rider: and 3 outside the car
Cano: YOU HAVE AIR SUSPENSION!
360rider: and umm
360rider: one on the roof
Cano: nop
360rider: and a mini one in the glove cpompartment
Cano: the trunk is totally occupied by two 15 inch subwoofers and two capacitors
Cano: another flat-lcd screen, a big one that unfolds from the middle of the trunk
360rider: ill fin space
Cano: and two resonation tubes
360rider: who need that spare tire?*-)
Cano: all of it uncannily molded in fiberglass, flamed and womened.
Cano: of course you dont need it
Cano: all of it, of course, hotwired and neoned
Cano: as well as the stuff in your hood
360rider: yeaa
360rider: yo...you mind if i qutoe you on "painted yellow and... flamed. and womened. "
360rider: at gtp?
Cano: and... oh, of course!!! in your trunk, cancel the resonation tubes! we need space fot the hydraulics system!!!!!!!
Cano: hahaha fo course not.
Cano: wich will be totally chromed, flamed, and womened
360rider: dammnn
360rider: no...we can shove the hydraulics in.....the driver side door
Cano: and of course, two purge lines of your NOS system will run trough your hood's gigantic twin hood scoops
Cano: so it would spit NOS vapors right to the dudes in front of you!
360rider: hahaha
Cano: and you'll have some tiny strobes there, so when the vapors go out, they'll look blue
360rider: like a spitting viper snake
Cano: yeah!
Cano: wel, there you have it... oh, no
Cano: we still lack something
Cano: lambo doors
Cano: front and rear.
360rider: REAR:|
360rider: thats like super original
360rider: but we have no bakc seat
Cano: two sunroofs
360rider: people are gnna sit in our custom sub case
360rider: whichc is shaped like seats (H)
Cano: who cares? you'll be able to show off the killer sound system, airbrushing, womeining and flaming
360rider: LOL
Cano: and it will be so easy for those IACSA judges to connect your ride to their decibel-metter
360rider: LOL
360rider: well have the proper electric lines running into the gas cap
Cano: hahahaha oh I rerally liked that part
360rider: so they can fillme up ad run a diagnostic on my sound system at the same time
Cano: aah, of course
Cano: hahahahahahaha!!!! hell yeah!
Cano: and your gas tank will also be flamed and hotwired
360rider: damnit
360rider: i got signed out
Cano: and to crown it all... a flamethrowin system ff your two milk cans
Cano: yeah, I saw
Cano: so, what do you think?
Cano: should you do it?
360rider: hell yes
360rider: if i want my ass pounded inside out by the old man down the street
Cano: this is ridiculous.
Cano: i am not slow today
Cano: im a snail's father. really.
360rider: im semi drunk today 0_o
360rider: maybe that made the perfect combination for soemthing like this
Cano: hahahahaha
360rider: im half drunk half tired and im writing an english paper along with making an ultimo rice vehicle with someone ive never met in person that lives in mexico
360rider: how cool is that (H)
Cano: jahahaha so cool I should also be half drunk
Cano: and maybe on something
Cano: but im just hungry -__-
Better end it there....before i get into the not so pretty parts.
Here it is:
360rider: heyhey
360rider: my offer was rejected
downright rejeceted
360rider: in a swift NO
360rider: guess i was destined for a hyundai accent
Cano: O_o what offer?
Cano: oh, the old camaro?
Cano: =( damn
360rider: the camaro witht he 350 swap
360rider: yea
360rider:
Cano: yeah
Cano: sad :_(
Cano: welll... then you really gonna get a hyundai accent
360rider: i guess so
360rider: back to my turbochagin idea
Cano: :blagh: how about some 3 wings?
360rider: nononono
360rider: no wings man
360rider: have you read my post in teh "you dont own the road" thread?
360rider: i went all out
360rider: lol
Cano: dang no, I've been busy with the site, sorry
Cano: i'll go ina moment, just lemme finish wtriting this
360rider: oh yeah.....hows that coming along?
Cano: and I think you should really instal some wings
Cano: two at least
Cano: and add a carbon fiber sticker to the hood
Cano: and some monstruous, mesh-shod fascias
Cano: with strobes
Cano: and neoned undercarriage
360rider: hehehe
360rider: how aobut....
360rider: no?
Cano: along with TWO muflers the size of milk cans
360rider: haha
360rider: stupid fart cans
Cano: and paint it green.
Cano: with blue flames
360rider: lol
Cano: you knoe, those flames that in some point they look like lightning
Cano: and in some other points like flames
Cano: and a big, bad "tribal" sticker in the top of the windshield
Cano: color-keyed with wither your car or the flames
360rider: oh the humanity:'(
Cano: and...
Cano: mmhh hold on
Cano: oh, of course!!! all those stickers of brands the car doesnt has!!!
Cano: NOS
Cano: NX
Cano: Sparco
Cano: Nology
Cano: Neuspeed
Cano: Nismo
Cano: Greddy
Cano: Spoon
Cano: some more NOS
Cano: VTEC
360rider: hahah
360rider: vtec in a hyundai
Cano: and in a kanji-style lettering... the gorgeous:
Cano: "HYUNDAI"
360rider: SPOON in a hyuundai(drool)
Cano: all over your CF hood
360rider: hahaha
Cano: yeah, vtec with nismo parts
Cano: hold on, im NOT done
Cano: get some "angel eyes" for your headlights
Cano: and add clear, three-spot tallpamps
360rider: :'(
Cano: or carbon fiber ones
Cano: or to hell, go with the classic altezzas!
360rider: (H)
Cano: you can't beat altezzas!
Cano: aah, and of course
Cano: make you trunk open vertically
360rider: YES
Cano: and mold into it the license plate holder
360rider: i was just thinking that
360rider: i swear to beer occifer...this aint god!
Cano: because your rear fascia is gonna be smoooth, with just two recesses for your two big cannons
360rider: cannons
360rider: i like that
Cano: and of course, neon the license plate holder too
360rider: but ofcourse
Cano: mmhh... we said three wings, right?
Cano: one of those that has two stories
Cano: made of "aluminum"
Cano: that looks as cheap as *gasp*the rest of your car
Cano: then add another "small"one in the top of the rear windshield
Cano: one of those made of fiberglass with a stoplight included
Cano: and IN YOUR TOP
Cano: install the other one
Cano: a small one
Cano: that will just proturde some 30 cms
Cano: AAAAH AND OF COURSE!
Cano: the air intake to the interior!!!!!!!!
Cano: in your top. mesh-shod
Cano: ram air to the seats!!!!!!!!
360rider: (H)
Cano: then add some... mmhh...
360rider: we need our air conditioning too you know
360rider: haha
Cano: what wheels should be good?
360rider: your dying on me eddd!
360rider: your losing your touch
Cano: yeah, I know
Cano: mmhh... some... niche wheels!!!
Cano: or even better, some arellis
360rider: lol
360rider: what about some fake tenzo R's?
Cano: in some 20 inch zise, shod with bfg color-threaded tires
Cano: ooh, yeah, thoise would be nice too
Cano: painted the colour of the flmaes
Cano: flames*
Cano: and of course, fake vetilated brakes
Cano: withhotwire all over them
Cano: so they glo, y0!
360rider: hahahaha
360rider: yooooooo
360rider: wait
360rider: were forgetting somrething
360rider: something vital ed
Cano: XD
360rider: cmon
360rider: you knwo what it is
Cano: what what? O.O
360rider: a ricemobile isnt complete without it
Cano: come on, fo' shiscle (or whatetever the hell it is) tell me!!
360rider: NAAAWWSSSSS
Cano: aah, the interior!
360rider: NOS maybe?^o)
Cano: and the stupidly big, take-off-the-rear-seat sound system????
360rider: yea
360rider: maybe
Cano: hahaha you have your 4 stickers, that is enough!!!
360rider: this is like pushing 30 grand man
360rider: lol
Cano: your interior will be yellow leatherette
360rider: PLEATHER!
Cano: with a retrimmed Budnik billet steering wheel
Cano: and fivberglass custom pannels everywhere
Cano: and guess what?
Cano: all your plastic interior is gonna be airbrushed
360rider: NAWWWSS
360rider: ooooooooooooo
Cano: with women motiffs
Cano: hahahaha
Cano: you'll have 7 amplifiers
Cano: four 14 inch woofers
360rider: WHOA MAMA
Cano: hhahaha not, soemthing more explicit (:
360rider: wont find much more explicit than that
Cano: and one big 17 incher in the middle of all your instead-of-.the-rear-seat fiberglass pannels
360rider: hod on
360rider: let me see how big that is with my hands
Cano: painted yellow and... flamed. and womened.
360rider: haha
Cano: your headliner will have sewed blue flames
360rider: new signature right there
Cano: and your conselo is gonna host TWO DVDs players
Cano: console*
360rider: WHOA!
Cano: a little LCD screen
360rider: and a ps2 and a xbox
360rider: and agame cube
360rider: heck why not a whole pc
Cano: two stereos
Cano: of course
Cano: every videogame available
Cano: and yeah, a navigation system using windows 95 XDXDXD lololol!
Cano: and guess what? it's gonna be ALL neoned
Cano: and it will all be contoured by hot wire
Cano: blue neons, green hotwire
Cano: over your yellow interior
Cano: with type-X seats retrimmed in yellow
Cano: and Matrix seatbelt pods
Cano: and of course, an amazing array of useless gauges
Cano: in each of the pilars
Cano: and the glovebox
Cano: and in the top of your amazing fiberglass dash...
360rider: 7 TACHS!
Cano: a Tenzo-X tach almost the diameter of your steering wheels
360rider: all varying in size from 1 inch diameter to 9 inch diameter
360rider: YES
Cano: hahahaoh, ok
Cano: I like that much more
Cano: and... CHROMED!
360rider: but ofcourse
360rider: and blue neoned
360rider: witha hotwired needle
360rider: in pink
Cano: oh... your seats wil have sewed blue flames too
Cano: hahahaha cool detail, you are starting to get it
360rider: with a pink outline
360rider: umm
Cano: hahahha
360rider: how bout some neons in my rim spokes
360rider: and a tv inside my hood
Cano: and in your dash, the airbrushed words...
360rider: and neons on my turbo's turbine
Cano: "BAD ACCENT"
Cano: nop, your rim spokes will have those little colour strobes that blink
Cano: yes, the screen in the engine is an absolute must
360rider: cool
360rider: ofcourse
360rider: what aboutthe turbine light?
Cano: along with another array of useless gauges.
360rider: and glowing pressure guages everywhere
Cano: mmhh... yeah, maybe. all the plastic-coddled engine will have airbrushed women too
Cano: and oooooh, of course!!!!
Cano: in your gigantic front fascia hole, one of those fake intercooler kits they are selling now
Cano: complete with NOS guzzler
360rider: COOOL
360rider: does it have neons to?
Cano: ah, yeah, if you want
Cano: yur engine will be almost stock except for the addition of the turbo, and some NOS lines
Cano: making for an honest 250 hp
360rider: in a 4banger
360rider: that has been wighed down by that 17 inch sub
360rider: my god thats bigger than the cars tire
Cano: and, of course, your 3 CHROMED NOS bottles will be instaled in the middle of both front seats
360rider: COOOL
360rider: and two in the hood
360rider: and 4 in the turnk
Cano: yes.
Cano: and of course
360rider: and 3 outside the car
Cano: YOU HAVE AIR SUSPENSION!
360rider: and umm
360rider: one on the roof
Cano: nop
360rider: and a mini one in the glove cpompartment
Cano: the trunk is totally occupied by two 15 inch subwoofers and two capacitors
Cano: another flat-lcd screen, a big one that unfolds from the middle of the trunk
360rider: ill fin space
Cano: and two resonation tubes
360rider: who need that spare tire?*-)
Cano: all of it uncannily molded in fiberglass, flamed and womened.
Cano: of course you dont need it
Cano: all of it, of course, hotwired and neoned
Cano: as well as the stuff in your hood
360rider: yeaa
360rider: yo...you mind if i qutoe you on "painted yellow and... flamed. and womened. "
360rider: at gtp?
Cano: and... oh, of course!!! in your trunk, cancel the resonation tubes! we need space fot the hydraulics system!!!!!!!
Cano: hahaha fo course not.
Cano: wich will be totally chromed, flamed, and womened
360rider: dammnn
360rider: no...we can shove the hydraulics in.....the driver side door
Cano: and of course, two purge lines of your NOS system will run trough your hood's gigantic twin hood scoops
Cano: so it would spit NOS vapors right to the dudes in front of you!
360rider: hahaha
Cano: and you'll have some tiny strobes there, so when the vapors go out, they'll look blue
360rider: like a spitting viper snake
Cano: yeah!
Cano: wel, there you have it... oh, no
Cano: we still lack something
Cano: lambo doors
Cano: front and rear.
360rider: REAR:|
360rider: thats like super original
360rider: but we have no bakc seat
Cano: two sunroofs
360rider: people are gnna sit in our custom sub case
360rider: whichc is shaped like seats (H)
Cano: who cares? you'll be able to show off the killer sound system, airbrushing, womeining and flaming
360rider: LOL
Cano: and it will be so easy for those IACSA judges to connect your ride to their decibel-metter
360rider: LOL
360rider: well have the proper electric lines running into the gas cap
Cano: hahahaha oh I rerally liked that part
360rider: so they can fillme up ad run a diagnostic on my sound system at the same time
Cano: aah, of course
Cano: hahahahahahaha!!!! hell yeah!
Cano: and your gas tank will also be flamed and hotwired
360rider: damnit
360rider: i got signed out
Cano: and to crown it all... a flamethrowin system ff your two milk cans
Cano: yeah, I saw
Cano: so, what do you think?
Cano: should you do it?
360rider: hell yes
360rider: if i want my ass pounded inside out by the old man down the street
Cano: this is ridiculous.
Cano: i am not slow today
Cano: im a snail's father. really.
360rider: im semi drunk today 0_o
360rider: maybe that made the perfect combination for soemthing like this
Cano: hahahahaha
360rider: im half drunk half tired and im writing an english paper along with making an ultimo rice vehicle with someone ive never met in person that lives in mexico
360rider: how cool is that (H)
Cano: jahahaha so cool I should also be half drunk
Cano: and maybe on something
Cano: but im just hungry -__-
Better end it there....before i get into the not so pretty parts.
