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Today at school in my science class, this one girl sitting real close to me (she talks off-topic a lot) just had to blurt out a completely off-topic ridiculous question to me.

Lindsey: (out loud) "Hey Eric, I found your Myspace yesterday and YOU DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THERE!"

Eric: :rolleyes: Once again, another ridiculous comment. I don't have to have a picture of myself as my avatar. :rolleyes:

Lindsey: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!

Eric: Just for having a picture of my favorite comedian Mitch Hedberg is false advertisement???

Lindsey: YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE ON THERE!

Eric: *turns around for a moment and looks up to god, and wanted to react like Archee Bunker*......*I turn back around towards Lindsey* "Nobody has to have an avatar of themselves." (should have used GTplanet as an example, but she wouldn't know what the hell it was)

Lindsey: *complains to teacher and asks* " Ms. Macdonald, Eric doesn't have a picture of him on his Myspace. He has to have one."

Ms. Macdonald: "He doesn't. I know many of people online without pictures of themselves."

*Then Lindsey keeeeps on complaining... and complaining... and complaning... aaaand you get the point.*

*Ms. Macdonald keeps trying to shut her the hell up. Takes about a minute or two.*

*My God! Can I punch this loud mouth of a b!%(h right in the freakin' face?! I mean my God!..... she ain't the only one.*


Have you ever had something like this happen to you before? Really pisses you off don't it?
 
Haha, so random.
No girls I know (old primary, *sibling* schools [me go to a single-sex school], youth group) would do that. No way...
 
Crooooooow
Today at school in my science class, this one girl sitting real close to me (she talks off-topic a lot) just had to blurt out a completely off-topic ridiculous question to me.

Lindsey: (out loud) "Hey Eric, I found your Myspace yesterday and YOU DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THERE!"

Eric: :rolleyes: Once again, another ridiculous comment. I don't have to have a picture of myself as my avatar. :rolleyes:

Lindsey: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!

Eric: Just for having a picture of my favorite comedian Mitch Hedberg is false advertisement???

Lindsey: YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE ON THERE!

Eric: *turns around for a moment and looks up to god, and wanted to react like Archee Bunker*......*I turn back around towards Lindsey* "Nobody has to have an avatar of themselves." (should have used GTplanet as an example, but she wouldn't know what the hell it was)

Lindsey: *complains to teacher and asks* " Ms. Macdonald, Eric doesn't have a picture of him on his Myspace. He has to have one."

Ms. Macdonald: "He doesn't. I know many of people online without pictures of themselves."

*Then Lindsey keeeeps on complaining... and complaining... and complaning... aaaand you get the point.*

*Ms. Macdonald keeps trying to shut her the hell up. Takes about a minute or two.*

*My God! Can I punch this loud mouth of a b!%(h right in the freakin' face?! I mean my God!..... she ain't the only one.*


Have you ever had something like this happen to you before? Really pisses you off don't it?
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Is this Lindsay chick your significant other?
 
I hate 14-year-olds.
 
PJ-FFL
Is this Lindsay chick your significant other?
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Contrary to popular belief a guy can have a friend who is a girl without being in a relationship.

Omnis
I hate 14-year-olds.
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As do I, the only thing worse is 13 year olds, followed by 12 year olds. I think you get the point.
 
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Legendary724
Nawww, Omnis :nervous:.

You make Kyle sad...
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It baffles me that people actually have birthdays in the 90s. Broe, I remember what I was doing when you were born.
 
I wouldve have told her to shut the *beep* up to begin with.... then the teacher wouldve never got involved... But then again... I havent been in a situation like this for lets say uuummm... +/- 15 years or so... I could be wrong... ;)
 
It's relatively short. It's a story. But that's where it ends.
 
14 year olds and there abouts, tend to place importance where there is not.
That's all part of the growing up curve.
 
Omnis
It baffles me that people actually have birthdays in the 90s. Broe, I remember what I was doing when you were born.
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There would be a serious problem with the world if we were missing a whole 10 years of people. It scares me to think what you were doing when I was born, one guess, were you peeking through the window to get a look an awesome human being born :sly:?
 
zed300
That's all part of the growing up curve.
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I love the part of growing up curves. ;)


Girls around our age are going to be notoriously annoying and not worth the effort to woo them. Treat them as simply rather strange people. I had to deal with some crazies back in seventh grade. If you don't care about reputation, just be as weird back. Otherwise, just go with it.
 
Omnis
It baffles me that people actually have birthdays in the 80s. Broe, I remember what I was doing when you were born.
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Ahhh... that's better.
 
This thread is pure gold:

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I really don't hold out much hope for the younger generation....

Now look what you made me do, you made me feel old.
 
TB
Riding my Spider-Man bigwheel in my driveway in Georgia.
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That is awesome! I had one just like that and was probably riding it at the same time as well! Not in Georgia, though. Maybe in Florida.
 
Blitz187
Big wheels rock... :) I had one as well, but I think while I was riding that you moved on to GI Joes and Transformers already... :p
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Actually, original Star Wars action figures, if you must know. ;)
 
UPDATE!!!!!!!

Now Lindsey is going to report me into the police, just about a Myspace status quote I had last week about her, without bad words used. She sounded serious. And I said, ":lol: Yeah I'd like to see you actually try. :rolleyes:" Then I whisper to my friend Calleb, "My god! :lol: What a pain in the ass brainless slut."

Can you believe this pitiful creature? What the hell happened to her as a child :lol:?
 
Slap someone who's already planning on calling the police... Hmm...

Not exactly the course of action I'd suggest.

And yes, I realize that you were joking.

You were, right?

And Crooooooow, you do realize that part of this is indeed your fault as you are now antagonizing her, don't you?
 
TB
Slap someone who's already planning on calling the police... Hmm...

Not exactly the course of action I'd suggest.

And yes, I realize that you were joking.

You were, right?
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Most definitely!! :lol: C'mon TB, like that would be a serious course of action, using the Rick James sketch from Dave Chappelle and taking it to real life. ;)

But you have to admit, if Crooooow did do it, it would be proof of the power of persuasion. :cool:
 
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