A gorgeous Tit, some naked Boobies, and even a hairy Pecker. Oh what a thread!

[Rumple Foreskin]

Finally, the reason we are all here...


The left Boobie is bigger than the right, but I hear that's normal.

Thankfully there are no Hairy Peckers tapping my log.

It must be cold there because this Tit looks a little rigid.

Cheesy? Yes. Funny? No.

Worst thread ever. 👍

 

[Sage]

Your signature has an anomaly – The double forward slashes after Machine have a space before them, but the ones after Sex don't.

Best post ever! 👎

 

[xAkirax2004]

Best thread ever.

👍

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Your signature has an anomaly – The double forward slashes after machine have a space before them, but the ones before Sex don't.

It does, but he mistakenly extended the link into that space the second time, whereas he closed the URL tag before the space the first time. It takes me about ten minutes to get my signature right (in Wordpad) whenever I add a picture.

That said, I rule.

👍

 

[kikkoman]

Beworst thread ever.

👍 👎

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
It takes me about ten minutes to get my signature right (in Wordpad) whenever I add a picture.

That's because you suck at computering. Speaking of that, I'm trying to decide if I should buy Office 2004, Office Pro 2004, or Word 2004 and Keynote. I really hate the 2004 icons though.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Sage
That's because you suck at computering. Speaking of that, I'm trying to decide if I should buy Office 2004, Office Pro 2004, or Word 2004 and Keynote. I really hate the 2004 icons though.

Make your own computer thread nerd-boy. If you haven't noticed, this is a Boobie thread.

Like duh!

(And just how did you notice that space in my sig? That baffles me completely. )

 

[Spock]

This Thread Owns

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Make your own computer thread nerd-boy. If you haven't noticed, this is a Boobie thread.

Like duh!

But boobies and computers are directly proportional to each other! (I'm studying Boyle's Law, for anybody who's curious... and before anybody jumps down my throat, I realize that Boyle's law is about the inverse relationship of volume and pressure, m-kay?)

Hurray for overly-complicated posts! 👎

(And just how did you notice that space in my sig? That baffles me completely. )

Because I'm a design/typographic tightwad who unnecessarily scans text for little things like that. I should get a job doing that.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Sage
Because I'm a design/typographic tightwad who unnecessarily scans text for little things like that. I should get a job doing that.

The drifters forum must melt your brain d00d.

Homer: 'The doctor said I might have brain damage.'
Bart: '...and what's the point to this story?'
Homer: 'I like stories.'

 

[SS2]

A good thread, not the best. Funny though.👍

 

[qjasonp]

I thought it was going to me something about Janet Jackson.

 

[Sleek Stratos]

I like Boobies.

Good thread.

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

someone should move this to the comedy corner!

 

[Klostrophobic]

Breast thread ever!

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[911_Carrera]

Originally posted by HIGH ON LIFE
someone should move this to the comedy corner!

It has already been stated that it isn't funny though...

 

[Party for GT4]

I knew it was fake the moment i saw the title.

 

[Solid Lifters]

What about the Nene? Or is slang terms for genitalia not allowed?

 

[Jpec07]

I find it funny how most slang terms referring to certain anatomical features of the human body are also birds.

Classic Rumple. 👍

 

[emad]

damn rumple beat me to it!!!! (stupid dialup not keeping a connection for more than 60 seconds)


anyways, check out the tits on this...













...

 

[Tercel_driver]

EXPECT'D

3/10

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by emad
anyways, check out the tits on this...

Tits like melons.



But apparently they prefer cashew nuts.

 

[skip0110]

Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh
Man: And her hooters aint bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem.
pause
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!

Best show ever.

 

[Squid]

^ Hahah

Worst Thread Ever

 

[hanker]

I like your tit Rumple

 

[miata13B]

This thread is definately Perky.

 

[Curveball]

This thread is Xtreme!

 

[emad]

Hmm...it seems as though the tits here are attracted to my stick...

Here's the largest tit of all - and it's using my stick too!!

http://www2002.stoke.gov.uk/museums/pmag/Nof_website1/species/birds/birdsg-h/pages/greatit01.htm


Intelligent Tits:

Another impressive trick used by the great tit in its quest for food can be seen when it is confronted by peanuts threaded onto string. The bird will lift the string in its beak and hold down successive loops with its foot until it can reach the nuts.

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

Originally posted by skip0110
Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh
Man: And her hooters aint bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem.
pause
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!

Best show ever.

i have that episode on DVD and it always makes me crack up!....also i hope yall arent typing in "tit" as a google image search....

 

[Nick_Johnston28]

Originally posted by emad
Hmm...it seems as though the tits here are attracted to my stick...



Here's the largest tit of all - and it's using my stick too!!


http://www2002.stoke.gov.uk/museums/pmag/Nof_website1/species/birds/birdsg-h/pages/greatit01.htm


Intelligent Tits:

Uh, thats a pretty small stick.