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I got this from a friend of mine.
An obese man, a rich man, and a homosexual die and go to heaven. They each plead to God "Please, let me live back on Earth!" God tells them, "Only on one condition. You, obese man, must never touch food again." "Rich man, you must never touch money again." "You, homosexual, must never have sex with another man again."
They all promise to do as God says. They then get zapped back to Earth. The obese man sees a cake in the window of a bakery. He buys it, takes it home, eats it, and *poof*, he dissappears.
The rich man is walking along the street, and notices a dime on the floor. He reaches to pick it up, and *poof*, the homosexual man is gone.
An obese man, a rich man, and a homosexual die and go to heaven. They each plead to God "Please, let me live back on Earth!" God tells them, "Only on one condition. You, obese man, must never touch food again." "Rich man, you must never touch money again." "You, homosexual, must never have sex with another man again."
They all promise to do as God says. They then get zapped back to Earth. The obese man sees a cake in the window of a bakery. He buys it, takes it home, eats it, and *poof*, he dissappears.
The rich man is walking along the street, and notices a dime on the floor. He reaches to pick it up, and *poof*, the homosexual man is gone.
