A Poem.
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(An Irish Poem)
Some Guiness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat
And all the night you could hear him roar
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"
Some Guiness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat
And all the night you could hear him roar
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"
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Dont know if anyone listens to the Rickt Gervais Audiobooks or Podcasts...
But these are a copy from Karl Pilkington. You may have to have listened to them to understand (if you have do it).
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth
Bubbled wallpaper, what a mess.
Washer dryer knackered, what a mess.
Siamese twins seperated, one leg less.
I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!
It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish in a trifle
For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me kn*b
I said you got to be kidding me
For God' sake, kn*b ache.
But these are a copy from Karl Pilkington. You may have to have listened to them to understand (if you have do it).
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth
Bubbled wallpaper, what a mess.
Washer dryer knackered, what a mess.
Siamese twins seperated, one leg less.
I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!
It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish in a trifle
For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me kn*b
I said you got to be kidding me
For God' sake, kn*b ache.
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