No, you're quite right.
Nelson Piquet Jr, Christian Fittipaldi, Tomas Enge, Timo Scheider, Adrian Sutil, Sebastien Vettel, Alex Yoong, Alex Premat, Nicholas Lapierre, Katherine Legge, Jos Verstappen, Jeroen Bleekemolen, Thomas Scheckter, Scott Speed, Narain Karthekayan, Franck Montagny, Ralph Firman.
Never heard of them.
Err... in order:
- Piquet: trading on his name. F1 failure.
- Fittipaldi: trading on his name. F1 failure.
- Enge: pretty good in sportscars...
- Scheider: what's he doing kidding himself he can drive a single seater?
- Sutil: might be good, but telling that he's not in a top-line F1 drive.
- Vettel: probably good, but not going to be a world champion.
- Yoong: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I expected more from you Famine.
- Premat: I've been disappointed by Premat. Thought he was better than he's turned out being.
- Lapierre: ... and the same goes for Lapierre.
- Legge: I'd love for Katherine to go well, but she really struggled in ChampCar, and is doing same in DTM.
- Verstappen: Single-seater has-been. Should stick to sportscars.
- Bleekemolen: Should stick to 911s. Undoubtedly great in them.
- Scheckter: trading on his name. All-round failure
- Speed: should sue his parents under advertising standards for misleading labelling.
- Karthekayan: Flashes of brilliance, but I'm saddened that he never made it.
- Montagny: had a good run at the weekend, but is finished in single seaters
- Firman: See Yoong. Spending the Van Diemen cash.
Aside from the Lapierre/Premat pair (try saying that when you're drunk), none of the supposed stars have won the series, which is always telling. If you're an up-and-comer, you absolutely have to win everything. The fact is that A1GP has not attracted star names. And of the juniors, few have been sufficiently impressive as to tweak the eyelids of the snoozing public.
It's interesting that you missed out Neel Jani from your list - sometime F1 tester, struggling across the pond, but definitely one of the talents of A1GP. And also, you missed out the guy who -for me - is a real star, Nico Hulkenberg.