Aboriginal seeks job.

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An aboriginal man comes into the employment office, drunk as a skunk, and slurs out, "Hey, mate, I wanna gedda ****in job".

The employment officer goes "You're just in time, mate, we got a beaut one just vacated - chaffeurring (hey, forgive me, I can't spell it!), for that rich old boy on the hill! 200 grand a year, plus all the benefits!"

The coon replies, "Nah, yer ****tin me!"

The employment officer replies, "Well you started it!"
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
An aboriginal man comes into the employment office, drunk as a skunk, and slurs out, "Hey, mate, I wanna gedda ****in job".

The employment officer goes "You're just in time, mate, we got a beaut one just vacated - chaffeurring (hey, forgive me, I can't spell it!), for that rich old boy on the hill! 200 grand a year, plus all the benefits!"

The coon replies, "Nah, yer ****tin me!"

The employment officer replies, "Well you started it!"
:lol: It's ok.
 
Gee, a real ray of fookin sunshine, aren't ya, vegemite? :odd:
 
uhhh. im not well versed in austrailian ebonics, but if i was it would be a riot! that would be soo silly!

and the joke would make sense too.:odd:
 
Not Bad... I think if it were spelled right and detailed a bit more, you would have a gut buster. Work on it a bit. ;)
 
Wow, Jon, you really ****ed up this time didn't you?
 
Yeah, you racist.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
Wow, Jon, you really ****ed up this time didn't you?
Now what did I do wrong??

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Yeah, you racist.
"Look, your opinion has been noted and nobody gives a fark". :p
 
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